I know you guys have probably been dying--JUST DYING--to get my opinion on Matthew McConaghuey getting back together* with Penelope Cruz. Well, actually, I couldn't give a shit either way--but I do have a theory why Matt's back with Penelope: purely for the entertainment factor of seeing her try to order food at a restaurant with her thick accent. Hilarity would ensue my friends. She'd try to order a hamburger and probably end up with a turkey sandwich and hot fudge sundae.

*Besides these pictures, I don't have any actual proof they're back together. It's just that anytime I see two celebrities together, I automatically assume they're having sex--you hear that Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, you fucking perverts.