Four Martha Stewart Show staffers using fake names were caught trying to infiltrate the audience of the Rachael Ray Show. Fortunately, an astute security guard noticed and put a double-tap in each one of the staffers' foreheads (actually that shooting part didn't happen at all but imagine how cool that would of been!):

"They were kicked out because they lied about their names," sniffed the spy. "Otherwise they would have been welcome to stop by - we have nothing to hide." A rep for Ray said: "We did have a group at a taping on Wednesday who misrepresented themselves and were turned away from being in the studio audience."

A Stewart rep said it was all a big misunderstanding.

"No one from Martha Stewart misrepresented themselves. In fact, a Rachel staffer who they knew well, greeted them warmly, even asked if she could get them better seats. For reasons unknown to us, they were asked to leave by one of Martha's former audience coordinators, not by a security guard - and they did so."

So basically someone's not telling the truth. The fact that Martha Stewart has a prison tattoo and Rachael Ray makes teddy bears and puppies look scary and intimidating makes it obvious who's lying. What's next? Putting a bug in Rachael's stand mixer? This is the kind of shit that happens when you give a convicted felon her own television show.