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Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton

Lindsay Lohan is using Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos in a nefarious plot to win back her ex, Hard Rock Cafe heir Harry Morton, and piss off noted whore Paris Hilton:

The devious redhead was overheard calling Hilton's ex-love Stavros Niarchos on Saturday to ask for help in getting her revenge. According to our earwitness, Lohan told Niarchos, "No one can know I got dumped . . . You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together]."

Niarchos, who fooled around with Hilton just last week, was amenable to the plan. And so the pair appeared Sunday at Dragonfly in L.A. "where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau."

While other girls get over breakups by eating a pint of Häagen-Dazs and watching a Sex in the City marathon, Lindsay Lohan does it another way: she fucks billionaires. Do you think she'll make an exception for me? I don't stand to inherit a billion dollars but I do have this neat paperweight. It's silver and *really* shiny.

[WENN]

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Lindsay is a pretty girl, I find it moraly justified if we start a campaign in order to donate Lohan some braincells. I am sure God agrees with me

Yeah, she's a wigger.

Fricken whigger.

I hate this cunt almost as much as I hate Parasite. She's equally as stupid, useless, spoiled, and bitchy. The only difference is that she isn't a rich and actually earned her money with her terribly stupid movies instead of getting a trust fund from granddaddy just for being born. I hope Parasite hits HER while drunk driving and they BOTH die slowly and painfully. It would be the best thing that could happen to this planet.

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