Lindsay Lohan falls down some stairs at a party and breaks her wrist? How could I not memorialize this event with a haiku?
Lindsay falls down stairs.
Wrist is broken. Cannot use.
Mouth to get workout!
Lindsay Lohan falls down some stairs at a party and breaks her wrist? How could I not memorialize this event with a haiku?
Lindsay falls down stairs.
Wrist is broken. Cannot use.
Mouth to get workout!
Wahoo! You nailed it! But you forgot to mention the whole power cord wrapped around her! She's all caught up and can't untangle herself. Then she fell. So Sad!