Pete is so goddamned ugly, I can't look at the guy. You see how drugs fuck you up? Kate will be ashamed when she stops using drugs and gains sight again. Poor anorexia girl.

What's with all the stupid haiku's? All the celeb sites are doing them now and I just don't get it. Maybe it's me.

To Denise: I totally think Pete is disgusting too. Can you imagine what his penis must look like? All pale and warty. I don't know why I picture warts, but I do.

Really? I thought I was the only site running those...what other sites have you seen? To answer your question, though, it's basically branding...you know...have my site be known for something different

To be totally fair, I prefer your site over the others I visit. And the caption contests on Fridays? Awesome.

I'm sure that I've seen haikus on perezhilton.com and thesuperficial.com, although it's entirely possible that I'm a complete 'tard and have only seen them here and my little brain is mushing all the sites that I go to together.

Thanks for the compliment. I like mine better, too.