So I found this picture of Kate Hudson in a bikini showing some very saggy stomach skin. I was going to write a story that went something along the lines of:
I don't know about Kate but if my stomach was melting, I would probably stick to a one piece suit. Or never go to the beach again. Or maybe just get a stomach transplant. Rumor is Eastern-European runaways have very supple skin.
But then I found this picture of Kate Hudson walking on water and realized she's actually Jesus. I don't really want to be struck by lightning when I'm bicycling to work tomorrow so I'm not going to publish the original story.
I think someone photoshopped that first photo.
She's running in that first one. The "sag" is just caused by her downward momentum.
Yeah....no.
She's had a kid. That's what happens to actual mothers who don't believe in altering their body for other people's ideals.
She's had kids. She's still dialing herself back in to shape. Move along. Nothing to see here.
the word Photoshop comes to mind.
Are you people blind? She's standing on a surfboard or something. :|