Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers is just plain mean spirited:
Joan Rivers' mouth never stops. At her show at the Cutting Room the other night, she took on Angelina Jolie ("She can catch fish in her big lower lip"), Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's baby ("She's obviously Asian and wears a wig") and Michael Jackson ("I would've forced my grandson to let Michael pet him to get the $36 million that all the other kids got"). There was an audible gasp when she speculated on Anderson Cooper's sex life, with a handful of patrons groaning, "Awwww!"
Joan Rivers making fun of celebrities' appearances is like Tom Cruise making fun of a llama wearing a top hat. Sure the llama may be a little crazy, but at least his religion doesn't involve spaceships, volcanoes, and nuclear bombs. Sure Angelina Jolie may have a novelty-sized lower lip, but at least her face doesn't look like an orange that was left out in the sun for two weeks. And was then stepped on by a crazy llama wearing a top hat. What an eerie coincidence. Hold me.
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What has mean spirited to do with honesty? Her face does look like a dry orange though
Holy crap, what a freakin' awful grandmother. I really hope she doesn't actually have any grandsons.
As for Suri looking Asian and wearing a wig, does the woman own a mirror?