Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson flew in all the way from London to catch her sister's debut performance in Chicago:
JESSICA Simpson burst into tears when she watched her little sister's debut West End performance in Chicago. The sexy babe flew into London especially to see Ashlee take on the role of Roxie Hart. And Jess admits she was overwhelmed with pride watching Ashlee tread the boards. She told Radio 1: "I was weeping. I was so proud. I couldn't be more proud of her. "My face is swollen, I have butterflies, and she pulled it off perfectly."
I think Jessica burst into tears because she couldn't follow along with the plot. Schoolhouse Rock gives her enough of a headache, I couldn't imagine something with an actual plot.
Jessica wasn't the only celebrity in attendance to see Ashlee:
Ashlee's debut was watched by a host of celebs including Coleen McLoughlin, Jayne Middlemiss, Peaches Geldof and Michelle Heaton from Liberty X.
Damn, hopefully they had riot police and armed escorts on hand. You really can't skimp on crowd control when dealing with such a group of A-list stars. Now that I think about it, that second woman might be dentist. Don't tell her I had that candy bar before bedtime.
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Jessica is a turd. Ashlee is cool, nice nose job.
Ashlee was a turd too, now she is looking better than her sister (n)ever was. That must be frustrating for her. Think that's why she cried.
I like to refer to Jessica as a "polished turd". You can put makeup on it but it's still a turd.
Jessica is on ice bad. You can tell it in her eyes. I bet her teeeth start falling out soon.
i think I might cry if I was forced to not only watch the live show of Chicago , but seeing Ashlee in it is worse . Hey Jessica , Playboy is calling answer stupid it's time before it is too late and your left with nothing you was been
Is it just me or does Jessica look like a dude with makeup on in this picture?
actually she looks like she's been shooting coke all night...she's all strung out.