Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson will soon be opening up her own chain of barbeque restaurants called 'Daisy Duke's':
The 'Dukes of Hazzard' star will provide backing for the restaurants - which will feature scantily-clad waitresses in tiny hot pants � named after her most famous screen character from the film remake of the hit TV show. The business plan was thought up by Jessica's father and manager, Joe Simpson, 48. A source told America's Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Joe's going to make a lot of money from this." The flagship eatery will open in Las Vegas' Caesar's Palace next year, and Jessica will reportedly commit to make at least five appearances at the venue each year.
Joe Simpson has every right to be confident that he's going to make tons of money from this venture. If there's one thing I learned during my week at business school, it's this: theme restaurants are a surefire way to unbelievable riches--especially those run by Hollywood stars who treat the business as a hobby. Just look at Planet Hollywood. Granted the celebrity-backed chain wasn't run by the extraordinary entrepreneurial force that is Jessica and Joe Simpson, but it was extremely popular nonetheless; apparently, the restaurant broke so many fire code violations due to overcrowding, they were forced by overzealous fire marshals to shut down and declare bankruptcy. Such is the price of success.
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Service with a smile... and a finger.
We know she's smart enough to count to one.
She is getting uglier by the day, Nick really got saved. And extremely lucky now, by the by. Who cares about Simpson or the rest of the plastic not always fantastic family, post pictures of Nicks gorgeous new girlfriend will you? I'm not a dyke but Simpson hurts my eyes, Nicks new girl doesn't.
It's pretty obvious Ken Paves wasn't hanging out with her when this picture was taken. Her hair looks like shit.
Who cares about the hair. It's the FACE. It has always been the face. And the voice. In combination with the lack of brains we could state the problem is the whole head.