It's so hard to find a good cleaner in the city that knows how to get rid of stomach acid!
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted Tuesday night (9/26), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner (9/26): Congratulations to this week's winner Bobbi Sheahan:
Now, which of these bags did I put my sister in?
Check back this Friday for new contest.
lol. Actually, yours is pretty darned good.
"Damn, they shrank my shirt. I'm just gonna have to loose another 15 pounds so it will fit again".
For the contest..
'Geez, if they don't start shrinking my clothes I might have to go shopping in the kids section again!'
Randi Says:
September 22nd, 2006 at 7:37 am
“Damn, they shrank my shirt. I’m just gonna have to loose another 15 pounds so it will fit again”.
(I meant lose of course).
They didn't have a size zero...
"I'm not anorexant! This black just makes me LOOK thin"
"Aside from the color, the only difference between the two garbage bags are the arm holes in the one she's wearing."
"No, that's not a garbage bag she's carrying, it's the new Bum Chic purse from Mischa Barton's new clothing line."
For the caption contest:
"Now, which of these bags did I put my sister in?"
Not as good as yours, of course, but better than the ones I've seen so far!! Ha!
Mom told me to take out the trash, but Paris Hilton wouldn't fit in this bag.
Dude, I thought the contract to dispose off my husband's mistress' body included the clothes she was wearing.
I thought carrying around a bag with skeletons in it wouldn't make me look so thin.
How you, too, can get rid of the skeltons in YOUR closet!!