Why is David Beckham outside London's Radio 1 Studios looking like a 40s-era paper boy?
"What's that you say? The Allies bombed Dresden and the Germans are making a push towards the River Seine? Why sure I'll buy one of your daily's little Davie Beckham. Here's a nickel I just took out of my fancy hat. Take the change and buy yourself a piece of hard candy at the corner grocer. Be safe and watch out for those trolley-cars little Davie."
"Ah gee thanks mister!"
If he was my paperboy I would actually tip him once in a while and maybe even invite him in for cookies sometime. Of course by cookies, I mean me.
I'd invite him in only to kick his ass for the fun of it.