It looks like Eva Mendes and "celubutante" Tinsely Mercer Mortimer shop at the same store. Both arrived at the Max Azria fashion show wearing the same dress (OH THE HORROR!):

A heartrending gasp went up from the backstage crowd Monday night in the Fashion Week tents when Mortimer strolled into the W Hotels Lifestyle Lounge a few feet from where the sultry Mendes was chilling in a banquette.

"We had an extra dress backstage that we were able to give Tinsley," spokesman Patrick McGregor told Lowdown yesterday, adding that Mortimer had donned a dress she already owned instead of one the designer had lent her for the event. "She was a great sport about it and went and changed in the Porta-Potti." Minutes later, Mortimer - who's featured in Sunday's "Society Girls: The E! True Hollywood Story" - was poured into a green rib-knit dress and sitting in the front row alongside Azria-clad celebs Sarah Michelle Gellar, Christina Milian, the Hilton spawn, Jaime King and Christine Baumgartner, who attended with hubby Kevin Costner.

Well obviously the only way to settle this dispute between Eva and Tinsely is for both to put on their respective dresses and have a private mud-wrestling match on my kitchen floor. The winner (Eva of course because I don't give a shit about Tinsely) will jet away with me for a weeklong vacation touring the French countryside. Wine tasting, fine dining, and making fun of French people will be just a few of the things on the agenda. And sex. Lots and lots of sex. It will be a week of pure ecstasy. Wait, what were we talking about again?