Dustin Diamond

And I thought the Jackie Chan porno was weird! Former Saved by the Bell actor Dustin Diamond has his own sex tape:

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz Samuel (Screech) Powers is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

"I haven't seen the tape," Diamond's manager Roger Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

Unlike for those at the New York Post, the "man" and his so-called "rules" don't really apply to me so I can tell you what a Dirty Sanchez is. From Urban Dictionary:

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.

I love you more than anything, please accept this dirty sanchez as a token of my appreciation.

Pure class that Dustin Diamond. And you claimed romance and chivalry were dead! Ha!

[WENN]