Come Monday, the site will no longer look like it was designed by that dude on the infomercial that wears the suit with all the question marks on it. I fucking hate that guy, but he had me convinced he knew web design by casually dropping computer terms like 'bits' and 'internets' when we were talking over the phone. I don't know, I got pretty confused.

Changes:

I've added the ability to digg each post, add to your del.icio.us bookmarks, and email the post to a friend (all these links will be at the bottom of each post). Every time you don't digg a post, I kill a kitten or puppy, depending on my mood.

Your computer will no longer get that funny metallic smell if you hit reload 4 times.

In the coming months, I will also be adding forums.

Feel free to give me some suggestions on anything you'd like to see in the future. I just ask that all written communications strictly adhere to 14th century Elizabethan English, thou ruttish folly-fallen horn-beast! Also, try to keep all your words under four syllables because I've been getting these headaches lately.

Nick

Update (9/23 @ 8:20pm): I decided to roll out the new layout early. EVERYBODY PANIC!