Earlier this morning Britney Spears paid for the "accident" that happened 9 months ago:

Pop princess Britney Spears gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy just before 2 a.m., September 12th at a Los Angeles hospital, insiders told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive. "Kevin took Britney to the hospital in the evening hours of Sept. 11 to prepare for the Cesarean birth," an insider said. Only her mother Lynn, and her sister Jamie Lynn were present at the birth. None of Kevin's family was there.

Right after the baby was born, Kevin got the word out to his family and close friends. Britney wanted to have her second child on September 14, the first birthday of Sean Preston but Kevin put his foot down, the source said. He didn't want the kids to have the same birthday.

I could easily make a joke about all the Cheetos and Funyuns vanishing from the vending machines at Cedars-Siani Medical Center or how Kevin Federline's greatest talent is his strong sperm or even how Britney's new son, being raised by herself and Kevin, will probably catch some weird disease like trenchfoot, smallpox, or Bubonic plague. But I'm not gonna stoop to that level. It's too trite, too cliched, and too played out. So I'm just gonna say congratulations to Britney and Cletis Kevin.