Sean Preston Federline

Britney plans to bring her son Sean Preston on her comeback tour.

The singer, who is expecting her second child next month, admits she can't bear to be away from him any longer after being locked away in the studio recording her new album.

She says: "I think it will be good to have a sibling there with Sean Preston on tour. I've been going to the studio lately, and we've been trying out different nannies. It's hard to leave Sean Preston... I'm so torn right now."

I can't blame Britney. There wouldn't be much of a difference between leaving Sean Preston with Kevin Federline or a pack of wild baboons. Either way she'd come home to a house with feces smeared on the wall and a family of raccoons living in the guest bedroom. At least the baboons would pick the fleas and ticks off Sean Preston and give him the occasional bath. It'd probably be with their tongue but, hey, it's all about the effort.

[WENN]