Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton has recorded a new album, set to be released August 21. The Sun has a rather confusing writeup about it (I read it 3 times and didn't find the word "skank" or "slut" anywhere; what gives?):
JUST in case we had forgotten that she's one of the most lusted after women in the world, socialite-turned singer Paris Hilton has recorded a track about her mesmerising effect on men. Fightin' Over Me - taken from Paris' eagerly-anticipated new album - is a tribute to the long list of men who have tried and failed to win over the hotel heiress' affections in the past.
I'm "eagerly anticipating" Paris' new album about as much as I'm "eagerly anticipating" my next herpes flairup. I'd imagine Paris' "mesmerizing effect" on men is her ability to make strange red bumps magically appear on their penis a week after they've nailed her.
*CelebSlam Exclusive* Other tracks considered for Paris' album included "I'm a goddamn whore" and "I'm a goddamn whore (the remix)."
[WENN]
hey loser - whats your problem with paris - as if she'd wana 'nail' u anyway! get a life; really. lets see if you can make an album or acheive her success beyotch
@ duddly
Please! Like anyone would want to "nail" her green-fungi beef curtains. The only reason that bitch is releasing a album is because she sucked and fucked everyone at the recording studio, and some of the temps too.