Paris and Kathy Hilton

Apparently Paris Hilton has begun noticing that her "guy friends" (read: random men she meets at clubs who "accidentally" cook her breakfast the next morning) are also attracted to her mom.

PARIS HILTON sees mum Kathy as a love rival as all her boyfriends have fancied her. Paris, 25, said of Kathy, 47: "My mom's so hot. All my guy friends love her and want her."

This really comes as no surprise to me. When men have trouble distinguishing between your vagina and one of those industrial size tubs of Costco mayonnaise (you know the ones with the 8 inch circumference lid), it's only natural they'd gravitate towards someone less...ummm...give me a second here....gaping?

[WENN]