
First we have Tori Spelling auctioning her clothes on eBay, now we have Paris Hilton selling her bed on OnLine eXchange
This is Paris's own bed that she used in her West Hollywood home. This item is a king sized bed from McGuire's Faubourg collectoin. This was Paris Hilton's king sized bed from her home. Included with this item is the box spring and mattress that Paris used in her California home.
The bed sounds really nice (I'd buy it but I wouldn't have the first clue on getting rid of the 47 "tallies" etched into the side of it; I'm not much of a handyman):
Pared down to its most simple yet sumptuous form, McGuire's Faubourg Bed pairs the timeless beauty of mahogany with an exotic and textured, crushed bamboo veneer. A bold, geometric pattern creates the only decoration on an otherwise clean, unadorned headboard and footboard. The same pattern is found on the finished back of the headboard so that the piece can float. A rich, dark finish reveals the natural beauty of the mahogany while revealing the growth knuckles of the bamboo. Original price for this piece was approximately $4,500.
Paris initially tried to sell her bed on eBay, but they have a limit on "Seminal Fluids per Square Inch" that the mattress exceeded by a hefty margin. Heads up to any sports-memorabilia collectors as the headboard is autographed by every offensive lineman of the 2005 USC Trojans.














Sure, I want to spend my hard earned money on Paris' old furniture. Headboards with scratches and notches, coffee tables and dining tables with heel scratches from her dancing on them, wastebaskets with spermicide stains and empty valtrex bottles...
Sign me up!
The only safe place for that bed is locked away in the CDC.
I like how the mattress is covered in plastic for the picture...trying to pass it off like it's clean and new - and hasn't been romped on 69,669 times.