Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton's SpoofCard account was terminated because she allegedly broke into someone's voicemail account (in a strange coincidence SpoofCard also mentioned that Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan's account was one of the accounts broken into).

SpoofCard.com confirmed that Paris Hilton was among the terminated customers, and that Lindsay Lohan was among those whose voicemail accounts were broken into. SpoofCard has put software controls on its network so that customers can no longer use its service to break into the voicemail boxes of Miss Lohan or the other victims it has identified.

Clearly this is an elaborate ploy by Paris Hilton designed to generate media buzz. After all, I'm pretty sure Paris knows absolutely nothing about hacking into somebody's voicemail account. Although if hacking is the same as spreading your legs and letting guys lay on top of you, Paris is the best damn hacker this side of the Mason-Dixon line.

[WENN]