Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong
atthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong love jogging. This is the second time in as many weeks they've taken a shirtless jog on South Beach.
Of course If I was as fit as Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong I would never wear a shirt either. But I'm not, so that's why I'm wearing parachute pants and this heavy winter parka. My grandma told me the outfit makes me look svelte (don't even try to tell me my grandma's lying because - so help me God - I will cut you).
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I'm pretty much convinced that they're doing each other up the bum hole. :P
Yeah, they're BFF's all right. Butt F**ckers Forever.
I bet Matthew McConaughey is the bottom.
I'm willing to bet that if I had a butt as hard and tight as Lance, I'd want someone like Matthew to ride it!
Ummmm! Who knows what is going on between Matthew and Lance, but I just would like to be in 'between" It would be out of this world! And with my back to Matthew of course!
you're just jealous guys!!
Why can't guy stars be out in public w/out you dumbasses making up crap about them? Maybe b/c you're gay, huh??