Matt Lauer

For all this talk about Lance Armstrong and Barry Bonds taking steroids, someone should seriously look into Matt Lauer. For being 38, he is seriously ripped. I must admit I’ve had my suspicions about him for over a year now. After Lauer hit 64 Home Runs last year for the Florida Marlins, I just knew he had to be using performance enhancing drugs. I mean, guys past 35 rarely hit more than 50 homeruns a year. Let’s just hope this picture doesn’t tarnish his legacy.

Update (8/22) A kind reader informed me that Matt is not 38 but 48. Now I'm convinced he's just wearing one of those fake muscle t-shirts.

[Splash News]