Kelly Osbourne
y only explanation for this photo of Kelly Osbourne and another guy is that he's actually her cousin. Or her assistant. Or a paid actor. Or a bum they gave a carton of cigarettes to. Or he's actually photoshopped in (throw me a bone here people; assuming that no male penis is within 20 yards of Kelly Osbourne when she goes to bed is what gets me through the night---that and copious amounts of percocet *weeps softly*).
[WENN]
My eyes!! My eyes!!! Why won't the burning stop!!!
I don't get it. So Kelly Osborne goes to the beach. She looks all right to me. Who calls this a story, that someone has his photo taken with her?
krak monkey you are a fucking asshole