Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan's love for tattoos have inspired her to open up her own tattoo parlor. Lohan already has a few tattoos, including one on her back that says La Bella Vita ("the beautiful life").

Apparently she wants it to be cool, clean and clinical — in sharp contrast to the usual grimy backstreet joints. A pal told me: “Lindsay is setting up her own tattoo place which will be like a trendy, glass-fronted fashion store. She will work on her own designs and will market it to young society people.

“Lindsay wants to create a complete brand which will move into clothes and merchandising. She’s looking for business partners and tattooists to come in on it with her.”

The rumor is Lohan will name the parlor "Whore Inc." (pun intended...get it.........inc/ink........nevermind). With the driving force that is Lindsay Lohan's work ethic, I can't really see how this venture could possibly fail. One can only wonder what's next for the coke whore young star. Perhaps her own brand of whiskey and cigarettes? Maybe a line of custom choppers? Or maybe she'll just continue to make shitty movies, while stealing my oxygen (bitch!).

[WENN]