Kevin Federline

K-Fed's "performance" last night at the Teen Choice Awards went off without a hitch, unless you count that large portions of his song "Lose Control" were censored due to curse words:

Aspiring rapper Kevin Federline made his much-anticipated debut at last night's Teen Choice Awards, but his performance was as notable for what you couldn't hear as for what you could.

K-Fed's rhymes were apparently a little too racy for the tender-aged audience, as significant portions of the rapper's act were bleeped out by Fox censors. But at least he got off to the right start: His wife Britney Spears, a Teen Choice mainstay, was nice enough to introduce him to the world, despite her very gravid state.

Audience response to Federline ranged from "He kinda sucks" to "Holy Fucking Christ My ears are bleeding. MAKE IT STOP!" It was roughly the same response I received during my first piano recital when I was 11 (fuck you grandpa!).

After viewing K-Fed's performance, I can't help but wonder if it's possible to get dropped from your own record label.

[WENN]