x17 caught noted scholar Keanu Reeves at the psychic yesterday.
Note to Keanu: Psychics do not know the winning powerball numbers - no matter how many different variations of the question you can come up with.
I wasn't actually at Keanu's "session" but I'm sure it involved a fair amount of drool on his shirt collar, multiple attemps at completing a coherent sentence (all failures), and him repeatedly sticking a butter knife into the power outlet while yelling: "I.....AM.....AN..... EFFFF.....BEEEE.....EYEEE.....AGENT!"
You're not very funny.
Thought it would be easier coming from some random dude on the 'net than your family.