Kevin Federline

Everyone's favorite talentless leach, Kevin Federline, is set to make his acting debut this fall on an episode of the hit show CSI:

As Federline tells PEOPLE while on the set of the CBS show, "This is pretty much my first time acting. It's the first time I've actually had a speaking role." He adds that the offer came about quickly. "I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards," he says, "and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It's the only show that I really, really watch."

Federline, 28, started shooting his part in Los Angeles on Thursday night. He will play a menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job. The episode is tentatively scheduled to air in October.

Note the episode is "tentatively scheduled to air on October." With K-Fed on the set, there shoud be a noticeable increase in fires, floods, and horrible injuries to crew members. That's just how K-Fed rolls.

I'm surprised they actually gave K-Fed a speaking role. The only role on CSI K-Fed couldn't screw up is that of a dead body. I take that back. He'd probably keep popping his head up asking the producers when the next break is so he could get some beef jerky and Mountain Dew.

[WENN]