Paris Hilton
Some guy I've never heard of is actually admitting that he had sex with Paris Hilton AND (brace yourself) Nicole Richie.
Elijah Blue Allman, Cher's son by rocker Gregg Allman, went on the Howard Stern show last week and boasted that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous. Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, said that after the encounter, he became so worried that he might have contracted a disease that he went downstairs and scrubbed his private parts with a household cleaner, probably Tilex.Hilton is "not happy" about Allman's comments, says a source, even though he described Hilton as a "sweet girl." Alman also said he had sex years ago with Hilton's reality show co-star and former best friend, Nicole Richie, and says they're now friends.
I don't understand these Hollywood stars. Is one night with Paris Hilton worth having a burning sensation when you pee for the rest of your life? You might as well pick up an infected "street worker" on Hollywood Boulevard and call it even. At least the conversation would be better.
And I wouldn't be bragging about having sex with Nicole Richie either. Nicole had about a two week window in 2002 when she actually looked like a normal person (in between her fatty and malnourished stages). Nicole is like the bizarro Elvis Presley - starting out fat and ending up skinny. The only logical conclusion to her life is for her to die on the toilet (although, unlike Elvis who was actually on the toilet when he died, Nicole will just be near the toilet. With her head in it. And her finger down her throat).
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I don't think Tilex would be enough. I recommend a belt sander or chainsaw. What was this guy thinking anyway? Paris Hilton?! He might as well have went to the CDC and dipped his willy in random petri dishes. It would have been a whole lot safer.
What do you expect from this dude? He's the son of Cher and one of the Allman Bros for christs' sake! He probably couldn't tell you what healthy is or what it looks like. I mean look at his mom, the woman who raised him, she's practically a wax sculpture.
Yeah, but if I were Hilton or Ritchie I wouldn't be bragging about this guy either.
I heard that show, it was SO FUNNY! He said he banged her when she was, like, 18 or 19, and he was already worried about getting a STD. So much for Parasite Herpes Hilton saying that she's only slept with 3 guys...Elijah Allman is one, Rick Solomon from the sex tape is two, Nick Carter is three, Stavros Nachos and the other Paris are four and five, and the list just keeps going...what a filthy whore, I bet the sores she's got have sores of their own! How could she NOT have a STD, what with all the nastiness she's screwed? Oh, and she ALSO banged Tom Sizemore, the guy who beat up Heidi Fleiss, and another old, nasty guy that I can't remember...I think it might have been Steven Tyler from Aerosmith, and he's got Hep C, which is REALLY easy to get, so if she DID screw him, you just KNOW she's got that in addition to all the others known to man. Nasty, nasty whore.
Parasite Hilton! That's so funny.
I've got to say that I'd go in covered but I still would. Hey any holes a goal ;-)
It obviously didn't bother him that badly.