Suri Cruise

...will have to wait until the Vanity Fair spread. Until then, courtesy of x17, enjoy this awesome picture of Tom Cruise's window--now with possible Suri goodness! In case you're having trouble deciphering the picture, that flesh-looking blob in the middle might be Suri, or it might just be a piñata left over from last month's Scientology membership drive. I'm pretty sure that thing in the bottom left corner is one of those huge foam novelty hands that says "Scientology #1."

I've also thrown in a pic of Katie Holmes pondering her escape (trust me Katie, the dogs will get you before you hit the main gate):

side note: I'm not sure why so many people think Scientologists are crazy...

Update (9/6): Suri Cruise Finally Revealed