Holy poop on a stick! That is just friggin' horrid. It must be a Cletus special design dress she's wearing cuz no one in their right (or left) mind would wear that!

.....And here we have Redneck Fashion's fall line of Trailor Trash Couter. Designed and made by Erma Jean and sewn by her mama. Perfect for bar hoppin and welfare check collectin' and is beer stain resistant too!

ha! britney got that idea from oprah! my mom was watching oprah yesterday, and i came downstairs, and marc jacobs was showing off his collection. one of them was a purple slip turned into a dress with a similar necklace to that(no cowboy hat unfortunately). oprah said something along the lines of "those are all the rage these days, does anyone even wear slips to bed anymore?"

[cue britney eating pork rinds on the couch in sweatpants and watching oprah]
ooh! marc jacobs is pretty damn classy! (belch) all them folks sayin i aint classy... i ken show them! i got an o-range one of them in my closet! fuck yeah!

Straight up trailer trash. She's SO over, the only reason they take pics of her any more is so everyone else can feel better about themselves. Yeah, she's rich, but she's got two inbred kids, a deadbeat wigger husband with no job, and is fat enough to be 3 people. Oh, and she can't sing either. NOBODY is ever going to be able to think of her as hot again, even if she does manage to get her body back. She's probably going to have stretch marks, scars, and big ole floppy tits after birthin 2 babies back-to-back, and just thinking about her banging K-Tard is enough to make her instantly hideous. Can you IMAGINE the STD's she's got now? Hey Brit, welcome to Herpestown, population YOU!

Holy Scmoly... not even the red neck tards down here in TN would go out wearing that questionale masterpiece of a kennel rag.