Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti

Although Drew Barrymore claimed that it'd be a few years before she considered having kids, she's apparently had a change of heart:

DREW BARRYMORE is desperate to settle down and start a family with rocker boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti. The 31-year-old actress is so keen on motherhood, she would even consider following in the footsteps of yummy mummies Angelina Jolie and Sharon Stone and adopt a baby.

Drew says: "I definitely feel the beginnings of a tick tock. Whether I have children or adopt - whatever form a family comes in, I would absolutely love to have it."

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"Drew Barrymore" and "start a family" - Now there's a phrase that could deflate a penis's journey to erectionville. To be fair Drew seems like a nice woman, I just never want to see her name and a story about reproduction EVER AGAIN. Just about the only story I want to read involving Drew is about her going to the grocery store to buy paper towels.

It's weird that Drew is already feeling the biological clock ticking at age 31. My biology teacher told me that women can have babies well into their nineties. I'm pretty sure he was telling us the truth beacause you don't get a nickname like "Jack Daniels Breath" by lying to a bunch of high schoolers.

[WENN]