Paparazzi photos from Friday, January 27

Kendra Wilkinson out for a walk in L.A. (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum arriving to the "Jason Wu for Target" launch at Skylight SOHO in New York (pics start here)

Salma Hayek out and about in Paris, France (pics start here)

Jill Hennessy at a screening of the new HBO Original Series Luck at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Catherine Zeta-Jones on the set of Rock of Ages in L.A. (pics start here)

Nicole Kidman leaving Joan's on Third restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Molly Sims shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Mel B leaving the Chanel boutique in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Evan Rachel Wood leaving Whole Foods in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Blake Lively at the "Jason Wu for Target" launch at Skylight SOHO in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Lowndes on her way to a doctor's appointment in L.A. (pics start here)

Katharine McPhee on the set of Smash in New York (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

What famous couple do those butts belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Candice Swanepoel bronzed for Vogue China [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Fattie! [Just Jared]
+ Does Katie Price wear underwear? (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Maybe Gerard Butler didn't bang that chick . . . [The Blemish]
+ Christina Hendricks has the best cleavage in Hollywood [divyy.net]

+ It's the Demi Moore 911 call [Socialite Life]
+ Eddie Cibrian is the biggest douchebag ever [Evil Beet]
+ Tim Tebow turns down Kim Kardashian [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jude Law is tapping that ass [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: The heroic deeds of 6 real world Batmen

*30 pictures total in the gallery:

50 Cent at Fabrik Club in Lille, France last October

Honestly, this seems like part of a sensible retirement strategy. The markets have been too up and down lately. From The New York Daily News:

For 50 Cent, there's a lot riding on Feb. 5's Super Bowl XLVI. The rapper, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, apparently has so much faith in his hometown team, the New York Giants, that he is willing to wager $1,000,000 on the Giants in the Super Bowl, according to his Twitter account ("I'm up 500,000 off the last one. f*ck it ill bet it back Ill put a 1,000,000 on my G MEN. STUNNER you got the # hit me if you want it.").

Uh oh, looks like Curtis needs to get in a few more Bat Mitzvahs before summer. He's only putting up a measly $1 million, but some other rapper put up $5 million on the Pats. What's his name? Birdman? Birdshit? I don't remember because rap isn't music, but it's nice to see Curtis and friends making such wise decisions with their money. Is that the insurance money he got from burning down his baby mamma's house? Zing! Boo ya! Uh huh!

Btw, I'm kidding, Mr. Jackson. Pretty please don't sue me.

*14 50 Cent pictures total in the gallery:

Carey Hart is an asshole, possibly racist

A few paparazzi were taking pictures of Pink and Carey Hart yesterday as they were leaving their house in Santa Monica [because that's what they do -- they take pictures of celebrities in public], and apparently the couple took offense [again, to having their picture taken in public] with Pink flipping them off and Carey getting into one of the guy's faces trying to provoke a fight [because he was taking pictures of him in public]. OK, tough guy. Let's see you try that shit with me. I'd pull your hair so fast you wouldn't know what hit you!

*18 Carey Hart pictures total in the gallery:

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jenna Dewan

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jenna Dewan leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood (1/26)

*16 Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jenna Dewan pictures total in the gallery:

Happier times

Well that was quick. After splitting from wife Katy Perry a few weeks ago, Russell Brand's already dating a new chick and already wants to move in with her. WTF? Unless this new bitch has a vagina made of pure sugar, dude needs to slow the hell down. Via the New York Post:

Russell Brand has allegedly already started seeing other women in the wake of his split from wife Katy Perry, a report claims. According to Us Weekly, not only is Brand dating -- but he has already found someone special. A source tells the magazine, "He told her he wanted her to move in with him after the divorce is final."

According to Us Weekly's source, Perry is allegedly aware that Brand is dating.

"She discovered through friends. One of the women told a friend of hers, and it got back to Katy," the source claims. "It's gotten ugly ... Katy doubts she'll ever be able to trust a guy again."

Geez, this Russell Brand guy is a clingy little parasitic twat, isn't he? He dumped Katy Perry because she came to her senses before Mr. Potato Head could ruin that body of hers, so he moved on to another host to extend his fame for another 15 minutes. He infected Europe, now he's spreading his horseshit here in God's country. Think of Russell as a talent-draining disease. There's no cure, but you can protect yourself from him by avoiding all contact. If you're lucky you'll live in fear for awhile, but hopefully your name won't appear on any quilts.

*15 Russell Brand pictures total in the gallery:

Rihanna out and about in L.A. (1/25)

Rihanna went out for dinner in L.A. on Wednesday night, and I hope the place she went to didn't have a "no bra, no service" policy because she definitely wasn't wearing one. Rihanna's actually been in the news a lot the past few weeks. She spent her recent Hawaii vacation getting high in front of the paparazzi the whole time. And she just got the words "Thug Life" tattooed across her knuckles. She's a shoe-in for the lead role if Hollywood ever makes a movie where the plot revolves around someone who keeps making bad decisions.

*7 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico in December

I'm praying that this somehow leads to a fight between Stacy Keibler and Elisabeta Canalis. I'll even bring the Jell-O. From the Chicago Sun Times:

George Clooney’s current squeeze Stacy Keibler — no great fan of the Oscar winner’s Italian villa, decorated by his ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis — supposedly was influential in getting Clooney to buy a new hacienda down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

So what? Stacy Keibler is no different than any woman, it's just that her sugar daddy happens to be old man Clooney. I believe the bigger story is that Daddy Warbucks has that much money to burn. He's made dozens of shit movies, but he does have a few monster hits in his credit roll: ER, the Oceans franchise, The Facts of Life, and the shittiest of the Batman movies. God bless you, George. You still have Hollywood completely suckered.

*10 George Clooney and Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, January 26

Rose McGowan leaving Drybar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Monet Mazur running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Stacy Keibler leaving a gym in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin Heatherton arriving in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving the Byron & Tracey salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo leaving Agos restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

January Jones arriving at a medical building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emily Blunt leaving The WAX Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

LaLa Vasquez leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale at a photocall for Underworld: Awakening in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr arriving on a flight at Tokyo International Airport (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: