Heidi Montag filming The Hills at Villa Blanca restaurant in Beverly Hills (3/17)
+
Karolina Kurkova shows off her legs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ke$ha is in lingerie [
Just Jared]
+ Marisa Tomei upskirt on
The View [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Katherine Heigl has a wardrobe malfunction [
The Blemish]
+ Shannyn Sossaman sideboob shot [
Holy Taco]
+ Demi Moore saved someone's life [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Jesse James mistress is a Nazi whore [
Yeeeah!]
+ Hugh Grant attacked by chocolate cake [
Cele|bitchy]
+ Angelina Jolie is on a boat [
I'm Not Obsessed]
LIST OF THE DAY:
5 Appropriately Titles Blockbuster Signs
Paparazzi pictures from Friday, March 19 Britney Spears shopping at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (
pics start here)
Olivia Munn leaving Asanebo sushi restaurant in Studio City (
pics start here)
Jesse James dropping his daughter
Sunny off at school in Costa Mesa (
pics here)
Jessica Alba out and about in Brentwood (
pics start here)
Eva Longoria and
Tony Parker leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood (
pics here)
Jason Statham leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Angie Harmon leaving the Missoni boutique in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Rebecca Gayheart returning to her home in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Gisele Bundchen leaving a studio in Burbank (
pics start here)
Jason Biggs out for a jog in L.A. (
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Ellen Pompeo heading to a studio in L.A. (
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Kylie Minogue arriving at an office building in London (
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Naomi Campbell leaving Barneys in New York (
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Marcia Cross at a playground in Santa Monica (
pics start here)
*136 pics total in the gallery
Corey Feldman at a tattoo parlor in Studio City (3/17)
If your panties aren't off by now, you have no sex drive. What a specimen. Are those arms made of pure granite?
ALTERNATE POST TITLE: "This 10-year-old boy looks like Corey Feldman"
Lindsay Lohan outside Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (3/18)
Whereas celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are
paid thousands to show up at nightclubs, Lindsay Lohan can't even get in for free. From
Pacific Coast News:
Lindsay Lohan has a spot of bother persuading security to let her into Trousdale nightclub. LiLo spent 15 minutes persuading the doormen to allow her access to the brand new club. But strangely, after all that, Lindsay left the club having only spent 10 minutes inside as it was closing time!!
Look, I'm a huge asshole and even I think what this doorman did was a little messed up. You can't deny Lindsay Lohan entrance into a nightclub. That's like denying sunlight to a plant. Eventually that plant is going to get so desperate for chlorophyll it'll suck off every doorman in town just to cut up a few spots in line.
Jessica Simpson's new show sucks I forgot to mention this earlier this week, but Jessica Simpson's new show
The Price of Beauty -- which premiered Monday night -- was a smashing success. Um, as long as you don't judge the success of shows by their ratings. From the
L.A. Times:
Just 1 million viewers tuned in to the Monday premiere of Jessica Simpson's "The Price of Beauty," a new VH1 documentary series chronicling her journey around the world in search of what beauty means in different cultures.
To put that in perspective, the premiere was beat by far less-hyped programming on cable, everything from a rerun of "NCIS," a TruTV series called "Operation Rep" and BET's "Rip the Runway" to Food Network's "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives" and History Channel's "Pawn Stars." Ratings for "Price of Beauty" even paled in comparison to VH1's last high-profile launch, the reality series "Fantasia For Real," which last month debuted to 2.3 million viewers.
Wait a minute, Jessica's new show is on
VH1? Isn't that the same network
Celebrity Fit Club is on? Viewers are gonna be so confused . . . "Hey honey, when did they rename
Celebrity Fit Club to
The Price of Beauty?"
Vanessa Hudgens Vanessa Hudgens at the CBS Films ShoWest luncheon in Las Vegas (3/18)
Lady Gaga arriving to Sydney Airport in Australia (3/17)
Actually Lady Gaga, no, I don't want to autograph your nasty vagina. I bid you good day. From the
New York Daily News:
[Boy] George recently met the "Telephone" singer backstage at one of her concerts, and says she requested his autograph - on her lady bits.
"It was very brief when I met her, there were a lot of people in the room, it was all a bit chaotic," he told The Mirror. "I haven't been around that kind of circus in years! I was like, 'Oh my God!' You know, I've been that woman!'
"So it was very interesting to be on the outside looking in. She was very sweet. She asked me to sign her vagina."
George didn't follow through on the request, opting to sign Gaga's hat instead.
There's an obvious reason why Boy George didn't sign Lady Gaga's vagina:
she doesn't have one he's never seen one before. Frankly, the fact that Boy George claims he's "been that woman" really shouldn't be all that surprising. Like Lady Gaga, he was a media whore in his time that used to wear outrageous outfits just to get attention. And of course, like Lady Gaga, he finds that the easiest way to pee is standing up.
Lindsay Lohan at Paris Fashion Week (3/9)
Lindsay Lohan has a new Sam in her life . . . and he has a penis! So I guess a lot like
her old Sam. From
Radar:
According to inside sources, European model Sam Webb is the new man in Lindsay’s life.
“She’s obsessed with Sam. She’s looking for projects that are based in England so she can be near him,” a source close to Lindsay exclusively tells RadarOnline.com.
The new Sam, a Dolce & Gabbana model who lives in London, accompanied Lindsay to both Paris Fashion Week as well as Milan Fashion Week.
“She's been talking about moving to England because of him. She's fallen pretty hard for him and follows him wherever he goes,” said one source. “She loves that he’s part of the fashion scene and that he’s legitimate. He has done huge campaigns and she can actually talk about Karl Lagerfeld and he knows who she’s talking about. She’s in heaven.”
Does this Sam guy know what he's getting into? Dating Lindsay is a lot like being a Secret Service Agent -- there may come a point (when Lindsay is horny or someone tries to shoot the President) that you may be forced to sacrifice your own health. For Lindsay's sake, I hope she doesn't get too excited about this new relationship. Why? Because just like her, it'll never work.

NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
Britney Spears former home in Beverly Hills Britney Spears listed her former Beverly Hills home for sale on Monday for $5.495 million (the same house
she held her two kids hostage in in 2008). She bought the house in 2007 for $6.75 million. Um, I'm pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to do it. From
the listing:
Exquisite Mediterranean villa, move in condition. Located in prestigious 24 hour guard gated Summit. Artisan-quality craftsmanship embraces every element of this elegant home. Property features five bedrooms and six baths plus a maid's quarter. Warm and inviting master suite offers his and hers baths, fireplace & romantic loggia. Fabulous chef's kitchen with Viking appliances, walk-in pantry & large breakfast nook open to spacious family room. Ultimate indoor/outdoor lifestyle with all downstairs rooms opening to backyard with pool & spa, lushly landscaped and completely private. This exceptional property is gated with a three car garage.
The obvious culprit for the decline in value of Britney's home is the current recession. However, a more likely explanation is that Britney's house is just suffering the same problem as her career: not worth what it used to be. Luckily for Britney, if she really wants to recoup the money she's lost on this property, all she has to do is turn it into her dream home: a KFC. She won't even need employees. Jayden and Sean can totally run the fryer.