Emmanuelle Chriqui, Malin Akerman, Michelle Monaghan, Jennifer Akerman, and Nicol Paone headline the weekly roundup of all the sexiest social media pictures. What the hell? My imagination has taught me that when you have this many women in bikinis together, they love to practice kissing on each other. I don't see any of that. #confused

*61 social media pictures total in the gallery:

  • Malin Akerman Emmanuelle Chriqui Michelle Monaghan and Jennifer Akerman
  • Kaili Thorne
  • Kelly Brook
  • Rosie Mac
  • Izabel Goulart
  • Bai Ling
  • Kendall Jenner
  • Ashley Tisdale
  • Hailee Steinfeld
  • Eva Amurri
  • Selena Gomez
  • Behati Prinsloo
  • Sara Sampaio
  • Willa Holland
  • AJ Michalka and Aly Michalka
  • Miranda Kerr
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Rosie Mac
  • Kaili Thorne
  • Carrie Keagan
  • Nina Agdal
  • Taylor Swift
  • Kelly Brook
  • Rihanna
  • Brea Grant
  • Kaili Thorne
  • Katie Cassidy
  • Kelly Brook
  • Kellie Pickler
  • Jessica Szohr
  • Gigi Hadid
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Maria Menounos
  • Katie Cassidy
  • Aubrey ODay

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Pixie Lott rocking the nipple tape (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kylie Minogue upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Salma Hayek is gross [The Blemish]
+ Paris Hilton's nipple for V mag (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ This 5'4" sorority girl can deadlift more than you [Brobible]

+ Russell Wilson is probably banging Ciara [WWTDD]
+ Grey's Anatomy fan riot [Evil Beet]
+ That bitch at ESPN is back at work [Cele|bitchy]
+ Janet Jackson is missing [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Marissa Everhart in a bikini

*20 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Reese Witherspoon Green Juice 1
  • Reese Witherspoon Green Juice 2
  • Reese Witherspoon Green Juice 3
  • Reese Witherspoon Green Juice 4
  • Reese Witherspoon Green Juice 5

Paparazzi photos from Friday, April 24

Blake Lively appearing on Good Morning America in New York (pics start here)

Armand Assante out and about in Vancouver (pics start here)

Gina Rodriguez out and about in New York (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jack Black out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Miley Cyrus shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Joanna Krupa spotted out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Taryn Manning leaving NBC Studios in New York (pics start here)

Dianna Agron out and about in New York (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo leaving Lassen's Natural Food & Vitamins in L.A. (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio out for coffee in Brentwood (pics start here)

Idris Elba on the set of Luther in London (pics start here)

*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Blake Leather Lively 1
  • Blake Leather Lively 2
  • Blake Leather Lively 3
  • Blake Leather Lively 4
  • Blake Leather Lively 5
  • Blake Leather Lively 6
  • Blake Leather Lively 7
  • Blake Leather Lively 8
  • Blake Leather Lively 9
  • Blake Leather Lively 10
  • Blake Leather Lively 11
  • Blake Leather Lively 12
  • Blake Leather Lively 13
  • Blake Leather Lively 14
  • Blake Leather Lively 15
  • Blake Leather Lively 16
  • Blake Leather Lively 17
  • Blake Leather Lively 18
  • Blake Leather Lively 19
  • Blake Leather Lively 20
  • Blake Leather Lively 1
  • Blake Leather Lively 2
  • Blake Leather Lively 3
  • Blake Leather Lively 4
  • Blake Leather Lively 5
  • Blake Leather Lively 6
  • Blake Leather Lively 7
  • Blake Leather Lively 8
  • Blake Leather Lively 9
  • Blake Leather Lively 10
  • Blake Leather Lively 11
  • Blake Leather Lively 12
  • Blake Leather Lively 13
  • Blake Leather Lively 14
  • Blake Leather Lively 15

Cameron Diaz leaving UTA in Beverly Hills (4/22)

Here's Cameron Diaz showing off her wedding ring earlier this week in Beverly Hills. Oh well la di da, miss show off. Remind me to be more humble this when I become famous.

*20 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 1
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 2
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 3
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 4
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 5
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 6
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 7
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 8
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 9
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 10
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 11
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 12
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 13
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 14
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 15
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 16
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 17
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 18
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 19
  • Ornery Cameron Diaz 20

Renata Moesia

Brazilian model Renata Moesia doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (4/19)

*30 Renata Moesia pictures total in the gallery:

  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 1
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 2
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 3
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 4
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 5
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 6
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 7
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 8
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 9
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 10
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 11
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 12
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 13
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 14
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 15
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 1
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 2
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 3
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 4
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 5
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 6
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 7
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 8
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 9
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 10
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 11
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 12
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 13
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 14
  • Renata Moesia Bikini Boobs 15

Gigi Hadid bikini pics! (4/23)

Here's Gigi Hadid doing a bikini photoshoot in Miami yesterday. Gigi is officially no longer a teenager as she also turned 20 yesterday. 20 and already one of the biggest models in the world. At the current rate of her accomplishments in life, she should be President roughly by age 29. I know the minimum age to be President is 35, but Gigi changed that when she was elected to Congress at 25.

*25 Gigi Hadid pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 1
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 2
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 3
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 4
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 5
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 6
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 7
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 8
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 9
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 10
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 11
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 12
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 13
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 14
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 15
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 16
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 17
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 18
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 19
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 20
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 21
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 22
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 23
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 24
  • Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot 25

Irina Shayk in her work uniform

Is Bradley Cooper officially over his ex Suki Waterhouse and now banging Russian model Irina Shayk? Sure, why not. Irina is famous for being Cristiano Ronaldo's top for a few years, while Bradley has been plagued by gay rumors since he became famous. Don't believe it -- it's just a smokescreen for pulling tons of hot tail. "Gee, golly, I don't know if I like 19-year-old huge breasts or not." From the New York Post:
Bradley Cooper has been spotted on a Broadway date with top model Irina Shayk. The "American Sniper" star was seen in the audience at "Finding Neverland," starring Matthew Morrison, with Russian beauty Shayk on Wednesday night. Sources tell us Cooper and Shayk have known each other for a while through mutual friends, and have been "hanging out" for the past week.

Our source added "[it is] a friendly relationship -- for the time being."
Oh yeah, it was a friendly relationship. While they were watching the play. But that's only because Bradley rarely whips his penis out in crowded theaters. Rarely.

*33 Irina Shayk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 1
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 2
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 3
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 4
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 5
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 6
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 7
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 8
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 9
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 10
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 11
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 12
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 13
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 14
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 15
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 1
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 2
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 3
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 4
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 5
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 6
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 7
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 8
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 9
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 10
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 11
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 12
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 13
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 14
  • Bradley Cooper Irina Shayk 15

CeeLo Green arriving at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (4/23)

Yes. But barely.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: If a car door doesn't know you closed it, it doesn't count as closing a car door

*7 CeeLo Green pictures total in the gallery:

  • CeeLo Short 1
  • CeeLo Short 2
  • CeeLo Short 3
  • CeeLo Short 4
  • CeeLo Short 5

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, April 23

Ashlee Simpson and her husband Evan Ross leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Model Lisa Opie at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Pixie Lott arriving at BBC Radio Studios in London (pics start here)

Elle Fanning arriving for her appointment at Lancer Dermatology in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Melanie Griffith leaving Epione Cosmetic Dermatology in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Model Hilary Rhoda out and about in New York (pics start here)

Mickey Rourke out and about in New York (pics start here)

Charisma Carpenter at the Supa Nova Pop Culture Conference in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia (pics start here)

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his girlfriend Heather Milligan riding bikes in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Lori Loughlin leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rita Ora and her boyfriend Ricky Hilfiger out and about in New York (pics start here)

Cara Santana leaving esNAIL in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Evan Ross Twigs 1
  • Evan Ross Twigs 2
  • Evan Ross Twigs 3
  • Evan Ross Twigs 4
  • Evan Ross Twigs 5
  • Evan Ross Twigs 6
  • Evan Ross Twigs 7
  • Evan Ross Twigs 8
  • Evan Ross Twigs 9
  • Evan Ross Twigs 10
  • Evan Ross Twigs 11
  • Evan Ross Twigs 12
  • Evan Ross Twigs 13
  • Evan Ross Twigs 14
  • Evan Ross Twigs 15
  • Evan Ross Twigs 16
  • Evan Ross Twigs 17
  • Evan Ross Twigs 18
  • Evan Ross Twigs 19
  • Evan Ross Twigs 20
  • Evan Ross Twigs 1
  • Evan Ross Twigs 2
  • Evan Ross Twigs 3
  • Evan Ross Twigs 4
  • Evan Ross Twigs 5
  • Evan Ross Twigs 6
  • Evan Ross Twigs 7
  • Evan Ross Twigs 8
  • Evan Ross Twigs 9
  • Evan Ross Twigs 10
  • Evan Ross Twigs 11
  • Evan Ross Twigs 12
  • Evan Ross Twigs 13
  • Evan Ross Twigs 14
  • Evan Ross Twigs 15

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Miley Cyrus' booty show [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Lindsey Pelas will prove her breasts are real now [The Superficial]
+ Heidi Klum plays it rich [WWTDD]
+ God damn Rihanna [IDLYITW]
+ Bai Ling's slutty selfies [Drunken Stepfather]

+ The Best of Underboob [Linkiest]
+ Eva Longoria's figure-hugging dress [moejackson]
+ This week in beautiful busty women . . . [badSENTINEL]

+ Adam Sandler went full Adam Sandler [Dlisted]
+ The fattest thing people have done [Caveman Circus]
+ Roxanne Pallett is really good at acting (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ When the going gets tough . . . [Cele|bitchy]

*9 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jennifer Garner Brentwood Errands 1
  • Jennifer Garner Brentwood Errands 2
  • Jennifer Garner Brentwood Errands 3
  • Jennifer Garner Brentwood Errands 4
  • Jennifer Garner Brentwood Errands 5

Would You Rather?

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