Megan Fox got snubbed Megan Fox is one of the stars of the upcoming comedy
Friends with Kids. But you wouldn't know it looking at
the movie poster. Bitch got snubbed. From
E!:
Looks like someone wasn't invited to the promotional display party.
The dramedy Friends With Kids, out in theaters on March 9, released their latest promotional poster for the flick, which graces us with the loving appearances of Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, Maya Rudolph, Chris O'Dowd, Adam Scott and Jennifer Westfeldt.
Wait a second...where's Megan Fox? It seems as though Fox was not included in the movie ad. Hmmm...why could that be?
She definitely has a starring role, so it's not like her character doesn't matter, so maybe they couldn't fit more than six people on there? And the six had to be three couples?
See, Ladies? No matter how hot you are, your big mouths really hurt your careers. First the
Grey's Anatomy broad, now someone who will be truly missed, gorgeous Megan Fox. You don't have to believe me, but look at the evidence: Lionsgate decided to promote a movie by putting three mentally-challenged women on a poster instead of erection-machine Megan. That's obviously payback for Megan trashing the God-awful
Transformers franchise. Megan was right, but it wasn't her place to say because, let's be honest, she's a woman. Women are here to look pretty and to make sure dinner is ready when we men say so. If you don't agree and you're a man, you're probably gay. If you don't believe me and you're a woman, you're most likely a spinster, so please stop reading this and go tend to your 10 cats.
*11 Megan Fox pics total in the gallery:
Blake Lively Blake Lively on the set of
Gossip Girl in New York (1/31)
*10 Blake Lively pics total in the gallery:
NSFW! Don't click the picture. Just trust me dude, don't click the picture.
Joe Jonas leaving Cafe Habana in Malibu (1/29)
I hope the Jonas brothers aren't still pulling that stupid "we're staying pure until we're married " crap, because the chick Joe Jonas was seen leaving Cafe Habana with on Sunday night seems like she'd be fun to have sex with. And I'm sure she totally appreciates me pointing out that fact. I'm a gentleman like that.
*11 Joe Jonas pics total in the gallery:
Candice Swanepoel bikini pics! (St. Barts - 1/31)
South African model Candice Swanepoel spent the weekend doing a bikini photoshoot for Victoria's Secret (see
here and
here), and when they finally gave her a day off yesterday, she put on another bikini and went back to the beach. Because she's hot as hell -- why wouldn't she do that? I totally get it. Even on my days off, I still spend all my time breaking powerlifting records.
*10 Candice Swanepoel bikini pics total in the gallery:
Celine Dion struggling to stay relevant You better believe that if I'm writing about a Celine Dion concert it's because she either a) got drunk and cussed out the crowd or b) flashed her vagina. In this case, it's the latter. From
E!:
[Celine Dion] gave fans a little more than they bargained for when she took the stage in a short dress
and accidentally flashed them during her performance at the Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival in Jamaica Friday night, E! News has learned exclusively.
"The short gold dress was Balmain....was that short enough?" Dion said with a laugh when "The Trend," a fashion series on Zappos Couture, asked Celine about her fashion choices. "Because normally when people are level the length is fine. But people were like this (looks up).... So it was like I didn't think of the people downstairs and me there."
Not selling out those arenas like you used to, Celine? No one is gonna tell me that a woman who's been on stage for almost 40 years doesn't know how to hide the cock pocket. Nope, this is just a sad attempt at boosting ticket sales. It will work for the short term, but what about the long term, Celine? Today it's an "oopsie" -- tomorrow you're on stage like a Thai whore shooting ping pong bills from your cervix into the cheap seats. It's a slippery slope.
*10 Celine Dion pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 31
Avril Lavigne arriving at Koi restaurant in West Hollywood (
pics start here)
Maria Menounos arriving to the set of
Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (
pics start here)
Mila Kunis leaving Coffee Bean in West Hollywood (
pics start here)
Taylor Swift at a flea market in Ventura, CA (
pics start here)
Cheryl Burke arriving at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (
pics start here)
Pixie Lott leaving Daybreak Studios in London (
pics start here)
Lana Del Rey arriving back at her hotel in Paris, France (
pics start here)
Ginnifer Goodwin,
Eion Bailey, and
Jennifer Morrison filming
Once Upon a Time in Vancouver (
pics start here)
Miranda Kerr arriving at the Sydney Opera House in Australia (
pics start here)
Kate Winslet arriving for a flight at Heathrow airport in London (
pics start here)
Reese Witherspoon returning to her hotel in London (
pics start here)
Keira Knightley at the gala premiere of
A Dangerous Method in London (
pics start here)
Kim Kardashian arriving at an office building in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Jorge Garcia and
Sarah Jones filming
Alcatraz in Vancouver (
pics start here)
*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
What singer does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .
+ Lucy Pinder in all her busty goodness [
Hollywood Tuna]
+ Bar Refaeli is fucking beautiful [
The Superficial]
+ Guess those celebrity lips [
Celebuzz]
+ Ashton Kutcher's mistress nip slip (
NSFW) [
Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jessica Clarke is new and totally freaking hot [
Popoholic]
+ Gio Ott is a sexy lingerie model you need to know [
Guyism]
+ Lake Bell is underrated hot [
Pick Me Up News]
+ Lauren is the hottest Patriots cheerleader [
Busted Coverage]
+ In C-list hookup news [
Socialite Life]
+ Harry Potter prefers a hairy twatter [
Dlisted]
+ She seems to have forgotten her top [
Double Viking]
+ Frat dude goes to the AVN Awards [
Brobible]
+ Courtney Stodden is a natural treasure [
Evil Beet]
*34 pictures total in the gallery:
Mia Woolrich Australian model Mia Woolrich
*19 Mia Woolrich pictures total in the gallery:
Boobies! After realizing that a story hadn't been written about her in 12 hours, Kim Kardashian tweeted this picture of her hair yesterday ("I dyed my hair lighter yesterday! I'm loving it! New hair color=new beginnings for me"), and what a shock, you can also see her massive juggs in one of her new Kardashian Kollection bikinis. Oh my gosh, she must be so embarrassed -- mortified, really -- that she accidentally posted a picture of her cans. Especially when she only wanted you to see her new hair color. I bet she doesn't show her face for literally days. Poor little lamb.
*5 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery: