Happier times

Well that was quick. After splitting from wife Katy Perry a few weeks ago, Russell Brand's already dating a new chick and already wants to move in with her. WTF? Unless this new bitch has a vagina made of pure sugar, dude needs to slow the hell down. Via the New York Post:

Russell Brand has allegedly already started seeing other women in the wake of his split from wife Katy Perry, a report claims. According to Us Weekly, not only is Brand dating -- but he has already found someone special. A source tells the magazine, "He told her he wanted her to move in with him after the divorce is final."

According to Us Weekly's source, Perry is allegedly aware that Brand is dating.

"She discovered through friends. One of the women told a friend of hers, and it got back to Katy," the source claims. "It's gotten ugly ... Katy doubts she'll ever be able to trust a guy again."

Geez, this Russell Brand guy is a clingy little parasitic twat, isn't he? He dumped Katy Perry because she came to her senses before Mr. Potato Head could ruin that body of hers, so he moved on to another host to extend his fame for another 15 minutes. He infected Europe, now he's spreading his horseshit here in God's country. Think of Russell as a talent-draining disease. There's no cure, but you can protect yourself from him by avoiding all contact. If you're lucky you'll live in fear for awhile, but hopefully your name won't appear on any quilts.

*15 Russell Brand pictures total in the gallery:

Rihanna out and about in L.A. (1/25)

Rihanna went out for dinner in L.A. on Wednesday night, and I hope the place she went to didn't have a "no bra, no service" policy because she definitely wasn't wearing one. Rihanna's actually been in the news a lot the past few weeks. She spent her recent Hawaii vacation getting high in front of the paparazzi the whole time. And she just got the words "Thug Life" tattooed across her knuckles. She's a shoe-in for the lead role if Hollywood ever makes a movie where the plot revolves around someone who keeps making bad decisions.

*7 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico in December

I'm praying that this somehow leads to a fight between Stacy Keibler and Elisabeta Canalis. I'll even bring the Jell-O. From the Chicago Sun Times:

George Clooney’s current squeeze Stacy Keibler — no great fan of the Oscar winner’s Italian villa, decorated by his ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis — supposedly was influential in getting Clooney to buy a new hacienda down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

So what? Stacy Keibler is no different than any woman, it's just that her sugar daddy happens to be old man Clooney. I believe the bigger story is that Daddy Warbucks has that much money to burn. He's made dozens of shit movies, but he does have a few monster hits in his credit roll: ER, the Oceans franchise, The Facts of Life, and the shittiest of the Batman movies. God bless you, George. You still have Hollywood completely suckered.

*10 George Clooney and Stacy Keibler pictures total in the gallery:

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Don't click the picture. Just trust me dude, don't click the picture.

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, January 26

Rose McGowan leaving Drybar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Monet Mazur running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Stacy Keibler leaving a gym in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin Heatherton arriving in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving the Byron & Tracey salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo leaving Agos restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

January Jones arriving at a medical building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Emily Blunt leaving The WAX Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

LaLa Vasquez leaving a restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale at a photocall for Underworld: Awakening in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr arriving on a flight at Tokyo International Airport (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Kelly Brook tweets a pic of herself in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Ashley Tisdale gets a little naughty [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Vanessa Hudgens won't stop wearing bikinis [The Superficial]
+ Wow, that's a nice ass [Celebuzz]
+ The 21 sexiest Aussie athletes [Linkiest]

+ Oh hi Candice Swanepoel's butt [Popoholic]
+ Kate Beckinsale being all pretty again [IDLYITW]
+ Georgia Salpa rocking some killer cleavage [moejackson]
+ A photo journal from the AVN awards [Brobible]
+ Guess what athlete is engaged to former Miss Hotters International [Guyism]

+ Lindsay Lohan being sued for banging a nanny [Dlisted]
+ Knuckle tattoos wheel of fortune [CityRag]
+ Now these assholes want to get married? [popbytes]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt lingerie pics promo [Yeeeah!]

*20 pictures total in the gallery:

Heather Marks

Canadian model Heather Marks

*22 Heather Marks pictures total in the gallery:

Adriana Lima bikini pics!

Here's some pics of Adriana Lima doing a Victoria's Secret photoshoot today in St. Barts. I don't know why Gisele is on pace to become the first billionaire supermodel when Adriana is clearly hotter. They should fight.

*50 Adriana Lima bikini pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ A 65-photo tribute to Nina Agdal in longerie [BroBible]

+ Helena Christensen still looks great in lingerie [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Amanda Seyfried in desperate need of a tan [Popoholic]
+ Kate Beckinsale has breasts (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Orlando Bloom dressed like a poof [Just Jared]

+ Taylor Swift is a drama queen [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt is photoshopped beyond recognition [Evil Beet]
+ What a sexy bitch [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Demi Moore is free [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 8 super fun serial killer songs

*7 pictures total in the gallery:

Mark Wahlberg leaving the New Orleans Athletic Club (1/25)

Mark Wahlberg was spotted leaving a gym in New Orleans yesterday, and dude needs to tie his shoes. It's common for Al Qaeda to strike during a moment of weakness like that. America needs him at full strength.

*13 Mark Wahlberg pictures total in the gallery: