+ Rihanna is a nip slip waiting to happen [Just Jared]
+ Yet another Pam Anderson upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Jude Law is terrorizing undergrads [The Blemish]
+ Pamela David is oh my god hot [Holy Taco]
+ Eddie Cibrian is definitely lying [A Socialite's Life]
+ Yeah Hayden, take that, take it all [Yeeeah!]
+ Well it's not up to you dickhead [Cele|bitchy]
+ Kim Kardashian denies plastic surgery [I'm Not Obsessed]
Doetzen Kroes at the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York (11/19)
Here's the rest of the pics from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, featuring Doutzen Kroes (23 pics beginning here), Selita Ebanks (16 pics beginning here), Candice Swanepoel (26 pics beginning here), Chanel Iman (6 pics beginning here), and Maryna Linchuk (8 pics beginning here). I may just spend the next eight days beating off. Sorta like Hanukkah.
Rose McGowan
at the Museum of Contemporary Art 30th Anniversary Gala in L.A. (11/14)
The Daily News broke the shocking news this week that Rose McGowan may have had plastic surgery. No! I'll never believe it!
Rose McGowan plays a doctor on this season of "Nip/Tuck," but it appears the actress may have gone under the knife herself.
During the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art's 30th anniversary gala over the weekend, onlookers were shocked to see the barely recognizable actress sporting a taut, puffy face.
What do you mean she's unrecognizable? She was in The Dark Knight, right? Oh that was Heath Ledger? My bad.
One of Miley Cyrus' tour buses crashed this morning outside of Richmond, VA, killing the driver. One other passenger was injured. Miley was not aboard. From Richmond's WTVR News:
Virginia State Police says the bus was traveling southbound when it went off the left hand side of the roadway and went about 100 yards before it ended up on its right side. 10 people were on board the bus when it went off the road and overturned.
They are members of the singer's production lighting crew and many of them were asleep at the time of the crash. They exited the wreckage through the front windshield.
The singer was not on board the wrecked bus. State police tell CBS 6 Cyrus was nowhere near the accident scene, though they cannot say for sure where the singer was at the time of the accident.
Recognizing that it would be insensitive to throw a concert just 2 days after a member of her crew was killed and another injured, Miley immediately canceled her show in Greensboro, NC, that was scheduled for Sunday, oh wait no, she didn't. I forgot, there's money to be made. Expect Billy Ray to leak a rumor in the next few hours that the bus driver liked boys. Miley would be crazy to cancel her concert for such a pervert!
Apparently some people in Hollywood actually know who the hell Barron Hilton is. Paris' younger brother was able to get criminal mastermind Nicholas Prugo kicked out of Voyeur nightclub last Saturday night just because he didn't like him. From the New York Post:
Barron Hilton is a protective younger brother. The 18-year-old 20-year-old sibling of Paris Hilton was at West Hollywood hot spot Voyeur on Saturday when he spotted Nicholas Prugo, the ringleader of the so-called "Burglar Bunch," accused of stealing jewelry and designer duds from Paris, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom and Rachel Bilson, among others. "Barron asked the security guard to ask [Nicholas] his name," a source tells Paper mag. When the guard confirmed it was Prugo, Barron told him, "Get him the [bleep] out of here," and had him tossed.
Hey, did you hear the news? You don't have to be 21 anymore to party at Voyeur! That is so cool. I think we should all call the Los Angeles branch of the California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control @ (213) 833-6043 and personally thank them for finally allowing 20-year-olds to get drunk at nightclubs.
Rihanna has a new boyfriend, and he's a drug dealing street enforcer with a heart of gold. Well at least that's what he played on The Wire. From the New York Daily News:
Spies tell us that the singer is dating actor Tristan Wilds. The "90210" star was an unexpected guest at a party RiRi held over the weekend at her L.A. home, where she was saying goodbye to pals before taking off for a set of London gigs.
"No one knew why Tristan was there initially, because it was not an industry party — it was very intimate," says a fellow guest. "But everyone quickly realized they weren't meeting for the first time, because they were openly affectionate for everyone to see."
They hit it off the moment they laid eyes on each other, the insider says. "He's a real gentleman," says the source. "She likes him a lot, and it shows. From the moment he walked into her party, Rihanna lit up."
"They'll keep in touch while she's away," the snitch insists. "They're already planning to use iChat and Skype to stay in contact until Tristan finishes shooting '90210' for the season and can fly out to meet her on the road."
Man, this Tristan guy has got it made. All he has to do is not smack a bitch and he'll be considered the Mother Teresa of boyfriends. It's like auditioning for American Idol after William Hung* -- you'll look great no matter how much you suck. The only way Tristan could be in a better situation is if Rihanna suddenly came down with permanent laryngitis.
*Little Known Fact About Your's Truly: I went to college with William Hung. True story.
Beyonce leaving Kanaloa nightclub in London (11/14)
Oh look, Paris Hilton gained 40 pounds and is now black. Didn't see that one coming.
UPDATE (11/20): Found a few new pics with a better angle, and by "better angle" I mean, "unless your boss is Larry Flint, don't click on this pic or this pic at work or you'll definitely be fired." (NSFW)