Paparazzi photos from Friday, May 18

Jonah Hill out and about in New York (pics start here)

Eva Herzigova on the set of a photoshoot at the Martinez Hotel in Cannes, France (pics start here)

Chloe Moretz out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler leaving a pilates class in Studio City (pics start here)

Kelly Carlson out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Julianna Margulies at the 2012 El Museo Del Barrio Gala at Cipriani in New York (pics start here)

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox running errands in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Laird Hamilton and his daughter out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Kathy Hilton shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Irina Shayk at the launch party for Xti shoes Winter Collection at the Hospes Hotel in Madrid (pics start here)

Eva Mendes leaving Starbucks in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson shopping in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving her hotel in London (pics start here)

Hayley Atwell at a photocall for Ten Things I Hate About Life during the Cannes Film Festival (pics start here)

*124 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Charlize Theron at a photocall for Snow White and the Huntsman at the Ritz Carlton in Berlin (5/16)

For not having real teeth until she was 11, I'd say Charlize Theron has rebounded pretty nicely. She told The Sun:

"My early childhood was quite devastating. I had no teeth until I was 11. I had these fangs because I had jaundice when I was a kid and I was put on so many antibiotics that my teeth rotted. They had to cut them out.

"So I never had milk teeth. That was tough, you know, being in school having photos taken while I was pretending I had teeth. It was hideous."

Hey, whatever. Charlize Theron can claim that she had no legs up until she was in Devil's Advocate and I'll buy it. If not having teeth until you're 11 allows women to grow up to be that good-looking, expect to see a lot more tweeners with their teeth knocked out -- and who can  blame them for trying? Think about it, Charlize is gonna ruin that stupid Snow White movie because of how much hotter she is than Kristen "The Only Facial Expression I Know is that of Indifference" Stewart. I'll be rooting for the wicked witch in this one, and by "rooting," I mean "furiously masturbating to."

*20 Charlize Theron pictures total in the gallery:

Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson at The CW Network's 2012 Upfront Presentation at New York City Center (5/17)

*16 Rachel Bilson pictures total in the gallery:

Ali Larter leaving a hair salon in West Hollywood (5/17)

I love Ali Larter to death, but dammit she needs to gain some weight. She's disappearing before our very eyes. It's gotten so bad that I can count the ribs protruding through her chest. Oprah has literally shit things bigger than her.

*21 Ali Larter pictures total in the gallery:

Halle Berry shopping at CVS in West Hollywood (5/16)

Last week Halle Berry freaked the fuck out after she felt paparazzi were getting a little too close to her while she was picking up her daughter from school in Beverly Hills. According to Radar, the incident, and the constant invasion of privacy, has made Halle seriously consider leaving the United States:

Halle is now "more committed than ever" to get Nahla away from Los Angeles the pal says, and as RadarOnline.com previously reported, this is the primary reason Halle has given for wanting to move to France  with fiance Olivier Martinez, because the paparazzi laws there offer more protection.

Oh c'mon Halle, you drama queen. The paparazzi don't invade your privacy. You're being way too dramatic . . . in unrelated news, here's some pictures of Halle buying maxi pads Wednesday at CVS. The paparazzi were even nice enough to zoom in and circle the maxi pads so everyone knew what she was buying. Thanks guys!

*27 Halle Berry pictures total in the gallery:

Angela Simmons in Miami (5/16)

Angela Simmons (Run's House) wore a bikini earlier this week in full view of the paparazzi . . . *shifts uncomfortably in chair* . . . I'm not sure why either, but she did.

*30 Angela Simmons pictures total in the gallery:

Cameron Diaz at the premiere of What To Expect When You're Expecting in Hollywood (5/14)

In a new interview, Cameron Diaz admits that she's actually looking forward to turning 40. Cameron Diaz. With that face. Looking forward to getting older. From Showbiz Spy:

"I'm so, so excited about turning 40," says Cameron who will celebrate her landmark birthday on August 30. "When I was in my twenties I couldn't wait to get to my thirties, now at the end of my thirties, I'm so looking forward to my forties. I love getting older."

OK, I just want to be clear: Cameron Diaz is gracefully accepting the inevitable fact that her career as a leading lady in commercially successful movies will end in the very near future? Because that's what "getting older" means as a woman in Hollywood. Sure, Cameron will still get roles as the sassy next door neighbor or the under-sexed cougar boss on some FX sitcom, but she didn't give up her career as a dominatrix just to play second fiddle to some fresh-faced newcomer with tight skin who hasn't been rutted by P. Diddy. It'll be OK, Cam. There's still work for senior citizens like yourself. If Disney ever needs to update the There Was an Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe story, they know who to call.

*25 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, May 17

Eva Longoria outside the Martinez Hotel during the Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and her sister Stella Hudgens on their way to the gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon playing tennis at Brentwood Country Club (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani heading to a studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving a dentist's office in Burbank (pics start here)

Dina Lohan eating lunch at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl returning to her home in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Dianna Agron out and about in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Krysten Ritter out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jennifer Lopez arriving at American Idol studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Christina Hendricks leaving the Trump Soho Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Jessica Alba out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Shakira and her boyfriend Gerard Pique arriving to the FC Barcelona players' party in Barcelona (pics start here)

*130 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Georgia Salpa is RIDICULOUSLY hot [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Guess who's doing Playboy again . . . [The Superficial]
+ Candice Swanepoel. In spandex. [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Diane Kruger = Beautiful [IDLYITW]
+ Oh cry me a fucking river [Celebuzz]

+ Nicole Scherzinger showing some leg [Popoholic]
+ Emma Stone being all hot [Linkiest]
+ Nina Dobrev in a sexy shiny dress [moejackson]
+ Christina Hendricks in slow motion [Guyism]
+ In secret lesbian news . . . [Dlisted]

+ Ashley Hart has a smoking bikini body [Pick Me Up News]
+ Britney Spears already got that X-Factor weave going on [CityRag]
+ The legend of Ron Burgundy continues [popbytes]
+ Tom Cruise is pretty hardcore [Yeeeah!]

*31 pictures total in the gallery:

Kim Noseworthy

Canadian model Kim Noseworthy

*21 Kim Noseworthy pictures total in the gallery: