It's Chelsea Handler's butt

Chelsea Handler said last year that she was done taking boob selfies, and she is. She Instagrammed this "artsy" picture yesterday and there isn't a boob to be seen. She wouldn't lie about something like that. They don't call her the "George Washington of Menopausal Women" for nothing . . . wait, that's her nickname, right?

*2 Chelsea Handler pictures total in the gallery:

  • Chelsea Handler Butt Instagram 1
  • Chelsea Handler Butt Instagram 2

What reality star does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Zac Efron is fire proof [WWTDD]

+ Bella Thorne in a sports bra [Drunken Stepfather]
+ It's Tom Hardy's penis. Seriously. (NSFW) [The Superficial]
+ Ashley Benson's post-gym cameltoe (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Of course Emmma Watson's new boyfriend is hot and rich [ICYDK]

+ Fight! Fight! Fight! [Busted Coverage]
+ It's Danice Patrick's nipple (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Brie Larson is cute [moejackson]
+ Total Divas: Stuff you didn't know about the Bella Twins [TVOvermind]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Bruna Tuna's impossibly perfect bikini ass

*15 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kylie Jenner Genwa Korean BBQ 1
  • Kylie Jenner Genwa Korean BBQ 2
  • Kylie Jenner Genwa Korean BBQ 3
  • Kylie Jenner Genwa Korean BBQ 4
  • Kylie Jenner Genwa Korean BBQ 5

Janina Gavankar

Actress Janina Gavankar at the TV Guide Magazine celebration of Dick Wolf's Chicago series at LeGrande Lounge in New York (2/8)

*15 Janina Gavankar pictures total in the gallery:

  • Janina Gavankar Cleavage Dress 1
  • Janina Gavankar Cleavage Dress 2
  • Janina Gavankar Cleavage Dress 3
  • Janina Gavankar Cleavage Dress 4
  • Janina Gavankar Cleavage Dress 5
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  • Janina Gavankar Cleavage Dress 14
  • Janina Gavankar Cleavage Dress 15

Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry in L.A. (2/6)

Those rumors about Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are definitely true. Orlando was seen driving Katy around in L.A. on Saturday. Flynet says Katy was sitting in the back to keep Orlando's son Flynn company, but I know a power move when I see one. Hell, they're probably on their way to West Hollywood to buy a big black strap-on. Okay, we get it Katy, you wear the pants.

*7 Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Katy Perry With Orlando Bloom 1
  • Katy Perry With Orlando Bloom 2
  • Katy Perry With Orlando Bloom 3
  • Katy Perry With Orlando Bloom 4
  • Katy Perry With Orlando Bloom 5

Abby Champion bikini pics!

Here's up-and-coming model Abby Champion in Miami last week. Abby Champion. Badass name. Bravo to her parents. Way better than Abby MinimumWageCashier. Your name can really influence your path in life. She couldn't help but be a star.

-Nick ModelFucker

*30 Abby Champion bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Abby Champion Bikini 1
  • Abby Champion Bikini 2
  • Abby Champion Bikini 3
  • Abby Champion Bikini 4
  • Abby Champion Bikini 5
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  • Abby Champion Bikini 26
  • Abby Champion Bikini 27
  • Abby Champion Bikini 28
  • Abby Champion Bikini 29
  • Abby Champion Bikini 30
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Don't click the picture. Just trust me dude, don't click the picture.


Paparazzi photos from Monday, February 8

Britney Spears watching her son play soccer in Calabasas (pics start here)

Katie Holmes out and about in New York (pics start here)

Lily Collins shopping in Hollywood (pics start here)

Minka Kelly out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Singer Marla Blumenblatt at a screening of Deadpool in Pankow, Berlin (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving Toscana restaurant in Brentwood (pics start here)

Eddie Redmayne and his wife Hannah Bagshawe spotted leaving The Ivy Chelsea Garden in London (pics start here)

Amanda Peet at the 68th Annual Directors Guild Of America Awards in Century City (pics start here)

Mel B hosting a meet and greet at The Sugar Factory on Ocean Drive in Miami (pics start here)

Emilia Fox at the London Evening Standard British Film Awards at Television Centre in London (pics start here)

Selma Blair out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Rachel McAdams at the 68th Annual Directors Guild Of America Awards in Century City (pics start here)

*102 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 1
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 2
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 3
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 4
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 5
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 6
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  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 28
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 29
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 30
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 31
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  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 33
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 34
  • Britney Spears Weirdo Face 35

What supermodel does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Hayden Panettiere working her implants [The Superficial]

+ Casey Anthony just wants to take pictures [WWTDD]
+ Bella Thorne is braless [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Pictures of people taking pictures of food. So meta. [Linkiest]
+ AnnaLynne McCord's nightclub nipple (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ It's a butt-ass naked Rihanna (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ Jordan Carver's impressive underboob [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Adult film stars with and without makeup [badSENTINEL]
+ Dammit I love Freida Pinto [moejackson]

+ Jennette McCurdy's hanging cleavage (site NSFW) [Celeb Jihad]
+ Which one is the mom? [The Blemish]
+ Even Beyonce hates Coldplay [Dlisted]
+ Ha Ha, you suck, Tom Brady [Cele|bitchy]

*18 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Brentwood Soccer Practice 1
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Brentwood Soccer Practice 2
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Brentwood Soccer Practice 3
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Brentwood Soccer Practice 4
  • Alessandra Ambrosio Brentwood Soccer Practice 5

Jessica Perez

Costa Rican model Jessica Perez

*24 Jessica Perez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 1
  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 2
  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 3
  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 4
  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 5
  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 6
  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 7
  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 8
  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 9
  • Jessica Perez Swimsuit Pictures 10

Devin Brugman bikini pics!

Here's bikini model/blogger/designer Devin Brugman in Miami yesterday. Her fellow model/blogger/designer friend Natasha Oakley was also with her, but Devin has bigger boobs so she obviously gets the headline pic. It's a fundamental rule of nature. I'm just glad Jonah Hill wasn't with them. My hands would've been tied.

*33 Devin Brugman bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Brugman Boobs 1
  • Brugman Boobs 2
  • Brugman Boobs 3
  • Brugman Boobs 4
  • Brugman Boobs 5
  • Brugman Boobs 6
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  • Brugman Boobs 28
  • Brugman Boobs 29
  • Brugman Boobs 30

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