Cara Delevingne at the premiere of The Great Gatsby during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in France (5/15)

Turns out Leo DiCaprio can't just have sex with anyone he wants. Like English model Cara Delevingne. Leo got denied by her at The Great Gatsby afterparty in Cannes last week. A source told The Sun:

"Normally all Leo has to do is look at a girl and they fall at his feet. Though Cara was having none of it. He spent the night chasing after her and essentially she blew him off. They spoke and he was pretty forward inviting her to a party back at his suite. They swapped numbers but that was it. He tried every trick in the book and apparently kept lunging for her but she kept dodging them. Everyone is howling at the fact she actually knocked back the biggest actor in the world. She thought he was too forward and too old."

Oh, shit -- I didn't think Leo's downfall would happen so soon. I guess starring in one overrated film after another can start to wear on a one trick pony's target audience -- who coincidentally happen to be 100% supermodel. I know that Leo's been on a hitting streak that makes Joe DiMaggio's 56-game run look like your typical NY Mets afternoon shut-out loss, but all streaks come to an end. We all eventually take the big loss: Napoleon had his Waterloo; Hillary Clinton has her Benghazi; and now Leo has his Cara Delevigne. It was fun while it lasted.

*34 Cara Delevingne pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, May 22

Reese Witherspoon shopping at Whole Foods in Westwood (pics start here)

British reality star Frankie Essex relaxing by the pool in Alicante, Spain (pics start here)

Demi Moore out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Hilary Duff shopping with son at the Century City Mall (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving The Ken Paves salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Katrina Bowden carrying her dog through the streets of New York (pics start here)

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters out and about in New York (pics start here)

Mark Wahlberg leaving a Bristol Farms in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Benson leaving Starbucks with a friend in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Jessica Biel walking her dogs in New York (pics start here)

Hilary Swank leaving an office building in New York (pics start here)

Pippa Middleton at the summer Waitrose Party at the Natural History Museum in London (pics start here)

*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Montana Fishburne in a bikini in Santa Monica (5/21)

+ In celebrity rape news . . . [The Superficial]

+ The creepiest places on earth [Linkiest]
+ Gwyneth Paltrow is better than everyone on earth [Celebuzz]
+ Sexy MMA ring girl Stephanie Ann Cook [Busted Coverage]
+ Paz de la Huerta is a mess [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Halle Berry is busty [Popoholic]
+ Emily DiDonato does Baywatch good! [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Hot, fit girls [Caveman Circus]
+ Top 5 best dressed at the Fast and Furious 6 premiere [moejackson]

+ Annnnnnnnnd here's Ke$ha drinking her own piss [Dlisted]
+ Demi Moore's boyfriend has an unusual penis [The Blemish]
+ Top 5 Angelina Jolie nude scenes (NSFW) [Celeb Jihad]
+ Beautiful, um, eyes [Double Viking]

*30 Montana Fishburne pictures total in the gallery:

Kate Sajur

Polish model Kate Sajur

*21 Kate Sajur pictures total in the gallery:

Miranda Kerr topless in Miami (5/15)

Some people think the greatest accident in history was Alexander Fleming's accidental discovery of penicillin in 1928. Nope. Miranda Kerr last week in Miami.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Miranda Kerr topless pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Miranda Kerr topless pictures total in the gallery:

Belarusian model Maryna Linchuk in Miami (5/20)

+ Mel B's big cans in Cannes [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Anne Hathaway in tights [Popoholic]
+ I can see your ass, Sharon Stone [IDLYITW]
+ Frederique Bel nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Dat ass [The Superficial]

+ Justin Bieber is a little prick [Celebuzz]
+ Eyes up here, boys [Linkiest]
+ Tons of hotties at the De Grisogono party in Cannes [moejackson]
+ Kristen Stewart dumped because she was texting other guys [Cele|bitchy]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Olivia Munn in Esquire (site NSFW)

*25 Maryna Linchuk pictures total in the gallery:

Lea Michele on her way to Whole Foods in L.A. (5/19)

Glee's Lea Michele went shopping at Whole Foods earlier this week, and you could totally see through her dress. Wow, this would be really embarrassing if she had a secret cock she never told anyone about.

*15 Lea Michele pictures total in the gallery:

Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook at the Lorraine High Street Fashion Awards held at Canary Wharf in London (5/22)

*21 Kelly Brook pictures total in the gallery:

Kris Jenner at Naimie's Beauty Center in North Hollywood (5/16)

I can't believe Kris Jenner would cheat on another husband. I thought people only did that once and then stopped forever. From the National Enquirer:

Sources say the suspicious liai­son blew up after a neighbor caught a half-naked Kris planting a kiss on her hunky hairdress­er of 30 years, Alex Roldan.

"She's been con­fiding in him about her struggles with Bruce, and they've also bonded over re­ports claiming Alex is Khloe's real dad. At first they just laughed off the rumors. But after joking about their supposed secret sex life, all the hot-and-heavy talk got real sexual chemistry brewing!

"Kris was in the back area of Alex's salon for a hair treatment," said the insider. "She removed her shirt to put on a protective cape - but then accidentally dropped it and was left standing there in a sheer, plunging bra. Alex quickly ran over with a towel to cover up Kris' exposed breasts. She made a comment about how chivalrous he was, then gave him a kiss.

I can't believe Kris Jenner. Just when you think that she found the bottom of the barrel, Kris pulls a shovel out of her asshole and starts a diggin'. It must be horrible for Fatso Kim, Khewbacca, and Baby Factory that Kris is cheating on Bruce with a white guy. What's the world coming to? Forget Bruce the cuckold -- I sure hope O.J. doesn't get paroled; you know how he feels about his former conquests getting the pipe from other dudes once he's been there. Wait, maybe he should be allowed out for a week or so . . .

*15 Kris Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in New York (5/21)

Honestly, I'm liking Michael Bay's take on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles more and more by the day. Megan Fox in spandex jumping on a trampoline and now this. This film is gonna dominate the next AVN Awards.

*31 Megan Fox pictures total in the gallery: