Aurelia Gliwski

Australian model Aurelia Gliwski

*20 Aurelia Gliwski pictures total in the gallery:

Eva Longoria's Cannes wardrobe malfunction

Eva Longoria suffered a pretty embarrassing wardrobe malfunction while arriving to the premiere of Jimmy P. at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday night. Pretty embarrassing because she's not wearing underwear and, let's see, how best to put this . . . let's just say I'm pretty sure that Eva Longoria is not currently pregnant, if you catch my drift. All together now: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

NOTE: To see the uncensored Eva Longoria wardrobe malfunction pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*30 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:

What supermodel do those legs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Taylor Swift has a smoking little body [The Superficial]

+ Raking the hot hookups of Tiger Woods [Guyism]
+ Jennifer Lawrence in bodypaint [Celebuzz]
+ Zoe Feliz upskirt at Cannes (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Claudia Romani is back in a bikini [Busted Coverage]

+ Get a room, you two [Dlisted]
+ Why would you photoshop Katy Perry? [Linkiest]
+ Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are friends and it's awkward [Evil Beet]
+ Hot girls doing cosplay properly [Caveman Circus]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Olivia Munn in a bikini

*19 pictures total in the gallery:

Chris Brown celebrating his 24th birthday at 1OAK Nightclub in Las Vegas (5/4)

Someone wants to kills Chris Brown, and I don't get it at all. He seems like such a nice young man. Why I remember just a few years ago Chris used to routinely pick up trash from the side of the freeway in a reflective jumpsuit just because he cares so much about the environment. From TMZ:

The Los Angeles Police Department is currently investigating death threats made against Chris Brown. According to our sources, multiple threats were called in to the office of Brown's attorney, Mark Geragos. We're told the caller threatened Chris' life, but it's unclear what, if any, specific threats were made.

Our sources say Geragos took the threats very seriously and immediately reported them to the LAPD, giving them all the information he had on the calls. We're told Geragos filled out a report and the LAPD are currently investigating.

Why anyone would want to hurt a gentleman like Mr. Chris Brown is beyond me, and I'm a part-time psychiatrist as well as bodybuilder. Except for a few minor incidents, like destroying the makeup room at Good Morning America, living out his Thug Life fantasies in bowling alleys, starting a riot at NYC's Club WIP, gay-bashing Frank Ocean, and beating Rihanna half to death, I don't see a reason to hold a grudge . . . wait a second, what the hell am I saying? Those are great reasons to want to live out your Scarface fantasies on Chris. To be clear, I'm not actually wishing for someone to take a chainsaw to Chris' face in a cheap motel room. I mean, let's not get crazy here -- you'd get a huge cleaning fee charged to your credit card after you left, and, in this economy, no one has that kind of money to throw away.

*26 Chris Brown pictures total in the gallery:

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi at the Gotha Club in Cannes, France (5/16)

He had to be burned shortly after this picture was taken. I know, so tragic. But it's important to stop the spread of the particularly-aggressive SUPER MEGA HERPES 5000 at its source.

*20 Paris Hilton Cannes pictures total in the gallery:

Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes at the premiere of Jimmy P. at the 66th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/18)

*34 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:

Madonna at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas (5/19)

Madonna attended last night's Billboard Music Awards, and, um, wow, everyone wave goodbye to my erection. Bye erection. I'll see you again tomorrow morning.

*20 Madonna pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Sunday, May 19

Ireland Baldwin in Venice Beach (pics start here)

Paz Vega at the Hotel Martinez in Cannes (pics start here)

Eva Longoria shopping at Gerard Darel and Zadig et Voltaire in Cannes (pics start here)

David Beckham playing his final game for PSG in Paris (pics start here)

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis out and about in London (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend Hayden Christensen shopping in Cannes (pics start here)

Fergie going to church in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio shopping at the Country Mart in Brentwood (pics start here)

Ariel Winter at the Farmers Market in Studio City (pics start here)

Shania Twain at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Denise Richards taking her daughter horseback riding in L.A. (pics start here)

Jason Segel out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

What reality star does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Chrissy Teigen is sexy and awesome [The Superficial]

+ X Factor is really scraping the bottom of the barrel [Celebuzz]
+ Denise Richards in a half-bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Sofia Vergara busts out the curves [Popoholic]
+ Girls in plaid [Linkiest]

+ Your lesbian sex fantasy of the day [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Former Vols cheerleader Nicole Jacobs in a cat fight [Busted Coverage]
+ Edita Vilkeviciute redefines sexiness [Brobible]
+ Jessica Biel looking gorgeous at Cannes [moejackson]

+ Aubrey O'Day has one rocking Instagram account [Guyism]
+ Jennifer Lawrence stuns at Cannes [Socialite Life]
+ Nicole Kidman is still beautiful [Yeeeah!]
+ Did Mariah Carey lip-sync on Idol? [popbytes]

*13 pictures total in the gallery:

Cora Skinner

American model Cora Skinner

*21 Cora Skinner pictures total in the gallery: