Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox at their villa in Los Cabos, Mexico (2/5)

+ Kendra is a lying whore [PopEater]

+ Megan Fox and her boobs on set [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Miranda Kerr is such a helpful piece of ass [IDLYITW]
+ How the hell could Dave agree to do this? [Just Jared]
+ Olivia Munn upskirt pic from over the weekend [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Brangelina suing the tabloids for that breakup rumor [Dlisted]
+ This movie just got a helluva lot more sexy [Bam! Kapow!]
+ Sara Palin caught red-handed using cheat sheet [Zelda Lily]
+ A selection of funny redubbed movie scenes [Attuworld]

LIST OF THE DAY: The 25 Most Ironic Signs

Blake Lively bikini pics! (Miami - 2/7)

Obviously the big news in Miami yesterday was that Blake Lively and her fantastic implants were hanging out on a hotel balcony in a bikini. According to Flynet, Blake "affectionately sat on her boyfriend [Penn Badgley's] lap and appeared to be giving him lapdances in between showering him with kisses." I've never even met this Penn guy but I already hate him so much. He's the overconfident Vietnamese General to my Chuck Norris in an '80s movie about POWs.

Sweet Jesus

I just realized I posted that pic of Taylor Lautner staring at Marisa Miller's ass without posting a pic of what he was actually staring at. Many apologies. I'm a horrible horrible human being. I'm basically the Pol Pot of bloggers.

Marisa Miller and Taylor Lautner at the DIRECTTV Celebrity Flag Football Game in Miami (2/6)

Sorry Team Edward, but I'm switching to Team Jacob. Any guy that can appreciate Marisa Miller's ass as much as I do is A-OK in my book.

Kendra Wilkinson is a cry-baby

Kendra Wilkinson was in tears leaving Sun Life Stadium after the Super Bowl last night in Miami. I hate to pile onto Kendra's agony -- actually, no I don't -- but below is a close-up of her husband Hank Baskett's face after he flubbed the Saints' surprise onside-kick at the start of the second half, cementing his legacy as one of the biggest goats in Super Bowl history. Cheer up Kendra, blowing the Super Bowl still isn't as bad as what your ex-boyfriend used to do on a regular basis: wet his pants.

Brooklyn Decker

Model Brooklyn Decker out and about in Miami (2/5)

Jennifer Aniston bikini candids! (Los Cabos, Mexio - 2/5)

Apparently Jennifer Aniston didn't hear those rumors about Gerard Butler hooking up with Reese Witherspoon. Because she went to down to Cabo with him (and Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow) over the weekend to celebrate her 41st birthday. I gotta hand it to Gerard, he is in a very good place with Jen right now. He can pretty much do anything to her premenopausal ass and she'll still crawl back to him. "Gerard, of course I'm not mad at you for microwaving my cat to death. It smelled anyway. Now, MAKE A BABY INSIDE OF ME!"

Lara Stone nude in LOVE magazine

So the fashion magazine LOVE came out with their annual Spring/Summer issue late last week and it's pretty damn awesome. Apparently their idea of fashion is hiring eight supermodels to take their clothes off so they can take pictures. The pictures are even awesomerer than that sounds. Wait, is that even a word? My English goes out the window when I try to autoerotically asphyxiate myself this early in the morning . . . um, I didn't mean to say that. Aw god dammit. I hope my mom isn't reading this.

FYI, here's the models in this issue, and a link to their pics:

Lara Stone (pics start here)
Daria Werbowy (pics start here)
Kate Moss (pics start here)
Jeneil Williams (pics start here)
Naomi Campbell (pics start here)
Amber Valletta (pics start here)
Kristen McMenamy (pics start here)
Natalia Vodianova (pics start here)

NOTE: To see the uncensored LOVE magazine nude pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

Reese Witherspoon leaving a gym in Santa Monica (1/22)

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler haven't even officially come out as a couple yet and he's already messing around on her. With Reese Witherspoon. You know what that means . . . Chick fight! Chick fight! From Star:

“Reese’s friends are giggling about her secretly meeting up with Gerard. She thinks he’s superhot!” a friend of the actress told Star. “Reese is just having a good time with him. They’ve hung out a few times, mostly at his place in L.A.”

The two showed an interest in each other after producers at New Line Cinema approached them a few months ago to read scripts together for a new movie. “New Line thought Reese and Gerard would make a hot on-screen couple. They got very chatty while reading the scripts, and there was noticeable chemistry. After that reading, they started talking and hanging out.”

They most recently met up on Jan. 22 at an after party for the Hope for Haiti Now fund-raiser at L.A.’s Sunset Tower Hotel. But the friend says that Reese, 33, isn’t looking for anything serious with the 40-year-old actor, especially since she still cares for ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal.

“Reese doesn’t want to hurt Jake’s feelings and doesn’t want him to know about her and Gerard. She’s not interested in taking it a step further with Gerard — and that’s how she wants to keep it.”

Poor Jen. History just keeps repeating itself with her. She finally finds what she thinks is the man of her dreams and he skips out on her for a woman 30 years younger than her (or is it 31?). Considering how often this sort of thing keeps happening to her, it's become pretty clear that Jen has yet to learn the one true secret to keeping any man: blow jobs silence.