Lindsay Lohan leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (8/30)

Lindsay Lohan hit and almost killed a baby last night as she was leaving her apartment in West Hollywood. And Lindsay be Lindsay, she sped away from the scene to happy hours unknown. Oh yeah, great decision letting her out of jail early. EXCEPT FOR OUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE. From Radar:
"There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street," witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview. "Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn't super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.

"I'm 100 per cent sure Lindsay was driving because I saw her with my own eyes. I asked the kid if she was okay and then asked the woman, but she was kind of shocked and didn't really know what to say and you could tell she was scared."

"She was just driving like crazy once I started following her. She was trying to lose me, blowing stop signs and stuff."
I bet. heh heh heh.
"Lindsay was scared because she knew I saw what she did."
Things Lindsay Lohan has done since she got her license back last week:

1. Ran multiple red light
2. Ran multiple stop signs
3. Driven 120 mph on city streets (see here)
4. Hit a baby

Look, my friend Jack [Daniels] and I have done all four of those things at one time or another while driving, so I'm definitely not hear to judge Lindsay as a person. But I will say this: Lindsay Lohan is a horrible horrible person.

UPDATE: TMZ is now saying Lindsay "ever-so-slightly tapped" the stroller:
An eyewitness to the alleged Lindsay Lohan "hit-and-run" tells TMZ ... the photogs who sold the after-the-fact video are lying. The eyewitness -- a photographer -- says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a green light.  The photog says Lindsay "ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller -- like 1 mile an hour."
Well I think we all owe Lindsay a huge apology for overreacting. It's not like baby strollers are made of twigs and string. They can take a hit or two from a 4,000 pound car and be just fine thank you very much. Gosh, we are so hard on her sometimes.

*17 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:


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Jessica Alba arriving at LAX airport from Venice (9/2)

+ Marky Mark's wife wears a bra [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Hilary Duff's husband just took a huge pay cut [Just Jared]
+ Sasha Grey is topless [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Paris Hilton owes $160k [The Blemish]
+ Rachel Nichols in a bikini is worth a look [Holy Taco]

+ A little something for the ladies [Socialite Life]
+ Lisa Rinna is also tweeting bikini pics of herself [Yeeeah!]
+ Meet the anti-Lohan [Cele|bitchy]
+ Khloe Kardashian speaks, no one listens [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: The Best Butts in Hollywood

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 3

Rihanna on the set of Battleship in Oahu, HI (pics start here)

Model Tina Jordan arriving at My Studio nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here)

George Clooney and girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis leaving Ago Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Jo Champa arriving at the Excelsior Hotel in Venice, Italy (pics start here)

Jesse James and Kat Von D leaving Urth Caffe in Hollywood (pics start here)

Liv Tyler out and about in New York (pics start here)

Claudia Schiffer shopping in London (pics start here)

Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick in New York (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian at the "9.02.10 Celebration Event" At The Taste Of Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sofia Coppola at a photocall for her new film Somewhere at the 67th Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy (pics start here)

Kate Hudson out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Bristol Palin leaving a dance studio in Hollywood (pics start here)

Madonna arriving at Newark airport in New Jersey (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Karissa Shannon arriving to La Vida nightclub in Hollywood (9/1)

Normally upskirt pictures are a pretty chancy thing. A paparazzo gets lucky for a brief second and catches a picture of someone's underwear (or uterus in Paris Hilton's case). Not so with these pictures of Karissa Shannon (aka Heidi Montag's sex tape costar). I found these pics available for download on 4 different paparazzi agency websites. Not the same picture either -- 4 different pictures at 4 different angles by 4 different paparazzos. I guess the point I'm getting at here is that Karissa's mom and dad failed as parents. Miserably. Honestly, they should just kill themselves.

*23 Karissa Shannon pictures total in the gallery:

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Kristin Cavallari dating Jay Cutler

A big congratulations to Kristin Cavallari. She's living the dream held by every castmember of The Hills: she's dating someone with money. From E!
[Kristin Cavallari's] landed a new guy: Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. According to a Chi-town source, the footballer, 27, has had a longstanding crush on K. Cav, 23, and arranged a meeting with the reality star after his pre-season game against the Arizona Cardinals Saturday (her ex's Matt Leinart's team!).

"They really hit it off," the source tells E! News. "He's crazy about her and she thinks he's cute."

We hear Jay even met Kristin's mom during the post-game meet and greet—the reality star was in town visiting her fam over the weekend. The two then had their first official date Monday night in Chicago going on a group date to Angels and Kings bar, where they were "kissing all night."

"They had a lot of fun," says a source. "Kristin wants to come back to Chicago more often during the season."
Why do some people feel the need to publicly make out when they're at a bar? Isn't there somewhere more romantic they can go? Like a bathroom stall. The reality is that when you're a famous person with money, instead of hooking up at a bar with some has-been reality star, you're supposed to have some self-respect  enough money to get a hotel room  gaggles of hotter chicks waiting for you back at your mansion. I actually think that's in the Constitution. Jefferson used to be the biggest poon hound.

*25 Kristin Cavallari pictures total in the gallery:

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Deena Cortese bikini pics!

Remember the last post about the Jersey Shore house getting hit by a hurricane? Somehow I don't think the new castmember Deena is in danger of blowing away. Bitch is built like an anchor.

*15 Deena Cortese bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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JWoww bikini pics

PCN says that JWoww on the roof of the Jersey Shore house "getting ready for the last night out before Hurricane Earl hits the Eastern coastal states." Also getting ready for a night on the town was "The Situation" but unfortunately his Rohypnol dealer doesn't allow cameras in his apartment. That's too bad.

*20 JWoww bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Jamie-Lynn Sigler at a party celebrating the new cast of Love, Loss, and What I Wore held at 44 1/2 restaurant in New York (9/2)

*20 Jamie-Lynn Sigler pictures total in the gallery:

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Bar Refaeli for Agua Bendita Swimwear 

Bar Refaeli -- who makes a living off of her looks -- is speaking out against other models who also make a living off of their looks. It's about damn time someone said something. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Leonardo DiCaprio's supermodel girlfriend Bar Refaeli has spoken out about the worrying trend of super-skinny models walking the runways - insisting she "gets so sad" when she sees girls looking "all shaky and hungry."

In a post on her Twitter page, she writes, "I get so sad when I see 15-year-old pale extremely skinny models at the agency looking all shaky and hungry... when will it end?!?!?"
Refaeli -- who is perfect in every possible way -- also criticized women who yearn to be perfect in every possible way:
She adds, "Seriously... Plastic surgery is not helping your impact on young women or your looks!... Some people are addicted to drugs and others addicted to alcohol. Me? I'm addicted to pomegranate juice."
Bar needs to do what she's paid to do: shut up and look pretty. If I wanted to hear beautiful women speak nonsensically, I'd just watch FOX News. Besides, it's easy for Bar to lambaste cosmetic surgery because she doesn't need any. She might feel differently about it if she looked like a repugnant, obese troll Snooki.

*31 Bar Refaeli pictures total in the gallery:

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Kelsey Grammer out and about in Midtown Manhattan (8/27)

You know the old saying about how thinking with the wrong head can get you in trouble? Kelsey Grammer's taking it to a whole new level. It took about a week for him to knock up his gold-digging girlfriend and, surprise, now she wants a new house. From the New York Post:
Kelsey Grammer has been house-hunting with his pregnant British stewardess girlfriend, Kayte Walsh. Grammer, who already has a plush Central Park West apartment, and Walsh, who's carrying their child, want to find a new pad to make a fresh start together before their baby is born, sources said. The star split from wife Camille Donatacci in July, and she filed for divorce. But she was shocked to learn just weeks later that he was "deeply in love" with Walsh.
Wait a second. Are we supposed to believe that the guy who married a former go-go dancer/Playboy model is actually in love with a flight attendant? That's ridiculous. Considering the fact that she actually has a legitimate job, it's obvious that Kayte is much too sophisticated for Kelsey's tastes. He needs someone who isn't burdened by a career -- someone like Lindsay Lohan.

*5 Kelsey Grammer pictures total in the gallery:

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