Eva Mendes nip slip!

Eva Mendes showed up to the New York premiere of Bad Lieutenant last night wearing what can best be described as "nirvana in its cotton form." I think I speak for the majority here in saying that Eva Mendes is fucking awesome. One time she called me a "horse-cocked freak" and I didn't even care. And I'm normally really sensitive about that.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Eva Mendes's nip slip, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Britney Spears leaving her hotel in Sydney (11/7)

Apparently Australia doesn't have the internet/newspapers/magazines/carrier pigeons bringing news from afar/any source of news whatsoever to read about Britney Spears' train wreck of a tour in the United States. A bunch of fans at her concert in Perth on Friday night stormed out of the arena because they were pissed Britney was lip-synching. I guess they paid hundreds of dollars to attend Britney's concert and really thought they were going to hear her sing. Ha! Losers! From The Daily Telegraph:

Britney Spears was holed up in a Perth hotel yesterday as the row over her lip-synching concerts threatened to derail her Australian tour. Fans walked out after only three songs at Perth's Burswood Dome on Friday, upset by her lacklustre performance.

Spears mimed most of her songs on stage, singing only on ballads. The lack of big screens - masking Spears' miming and taking the focus away from her rigid performance - left many in the cheap seats fuming.

Fans complained that the US pop star spent large portions of the in-the-round show with her back to them.

Before these disgruntled fans demand a refund, they need to keep in mind that they paid hundreds of dollars to see a chick perform who has been walking around their city with mustard all over her pants. And no bra. Again. They should be happy Britney even showed up to the arena. With that much mustard on her, clearly the hotel where she's staying serves up a delicious sausage or frankfurter-equivalent. The last time Britney found a good room service hot dog in 2007, she didn't leave her hotel room for four months. She's basically the crazier version of Howard Hughes.

Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson out and about in Glendale (11/5)

Rihanna arriving to Milk Studios in New York (10/19)

I seriously envy Rihanna's next boyfriend (possibly Usher). All he has to do is be careful not to beat the shit out of her (stick to the verbal abuse) and he'll be seen as Prince Charming. From the National Enquirer:

Usher has been secretly calling and texting the [Rihanna] for the past three weeks, and she's been very friendly, sources tell the Enquirer.

"Usher has been making moves on Rihanna and she seems to like him a lot," revealed an insider. "He calls her at least twice a day and they text all the time -- he tells her how beautiful she is and that he can't wait to show her how a woman is supposed to be treated. Usher even sends Rihanna flowers and includes a cute little quote or song-lyric message."

Despite the mutual attraction, Rihanna wants to take things slowly with Usher.

"Even though they are very interested in each other, Rihanna refuses to be seen in public with him in a romantic setting until his divorce is final because she doesn't want any drama with [his estranged wife] Tameka. Right now she's just enjoying the flirting." (Print Edition - 11/2)

Usher better be careful -- if he keeps flirting with Rihanna like this, Chris Brown might get angry and be forced to do something violent . . . to the nearest 90-pound woman he can find. What exactly does Usher want with a chick that's taken more shots to the face than Jenna Jameson? If he really wants to go after someone whose body has been ravaged by flying fists, he shouldn't pursue Rihanna -- he should pursue Lindsay.

Jessica Alba leaving Urth Caffe in Beverly Hills (11/7)

+ Katy Perry with Russell Brand's name on her ass [The Superficial]

+ Actress Paz de la Huerta is naked (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jenny McCarthy still not committed to Jim Carrey [OK! Magazine]
+ Jon Gosselin's douchiest photo yet [Wonderwall]
+ Miley Cyrus wears booty shorts to her concert [IDLYITW]

+ Huge boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Kristin Cavallari is see through [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Ashley Greene doing some multitasking [moejackson]
+ Sometimes I forget how hot Natalie Portman is [Popoholic]
+ How have I never heard of this chick before? Hot! [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Name that rockin' bikini body [CityRag]
+ Lohan vs. Lohan war escalates [A Socialite's Life]
+ Daiana Ygropoulou is hot, Greek, in a bikini [Yeeeah!]
+ Sarah Jessica Parker loves the smell of shitty diapers [popbytes]

Angela Martini

American model Angela Martini

Jessica Alba's ass from The Killer Inside Me

According to exhaustive market research, I've learned that 100% of males 18-49 would love to see Jessica Alba's bare naked ass. So here's some screencaps from her new film The Killer Inside Me (clip on Page 2). Celebslam -- on top of the trends!

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Jessica Alba's ass, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Paris Hilton leaving LAX airport (11/5) + Blake Lively showing off her awesome boobs [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Isla Fisher is see-through [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Ashlee Simpson still thinks she can act [Just Jared]
+ French actress Amanda Lear is topless (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Rihanna says Chris Brown has no soul [The Blemish]

+ Sexy pics of Carrie Prejean [Holy Taco]
+ Megan Fox candids for no good reason [A Socialite's Life]
+ Khloe Kardashian is trying to get knocked up [Yeeeah!]
+ God hates Lindsay Lohan [Cele|bitchy]

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Pamela Anderson launching her new perfume "Malibu" at the W Fort Lauderdale (11/5)

Things I would rather spray myself with than Pam Anderson's new perfume:

• Bees
• Swine flu
• Bees that have swine flu
  

NOTE: I don't know who that dude in the back is with the "oh hell no" look on his face, but I would like to be his friend.

Ali Landry

Ali Landry at the premiere of The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus during the AFI Film Festival at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (11/2)