Brazilian supermodel Izabel Goulart headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pics of the week. This is completely normal for her. I could post a full gallery every week of just ridiculously hot pics from her Instagram page. If posting hot Instagram pics was the equivalent of being a hero in the Xinhai Revolution of 1911-1912, Izabel would be Huang Xing. Am I right or am I right!

*43 social media pictures total in the gallery:

  • Izabel Goulart
  • Luci Ford
  • Aubrey ODay
  • Martha Hunt
  • Aubrey ODay
  • Daniela Lopez
  • Nina Agdal
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley
  • Jocelyn Chew
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley
  • Rosie Huntington Whiteley
  • Kelly Brook
  • Emily Ratajkowski
  • Alyssa Miller
  • Candice Swanepoel
  • Candice Swanepoel
  • Doutzen Kroes
  • Nina Agdal
  • Emily Ratajkowski
  • Jessica White
  • Emmy Rossum
  • Ashley Benson
  • Shay Mitchell
  • Izabel Goulart
  • Jocelyn Chew
  • Doutzen Kroes
  • Emmy Rossum
  • Shay Mitchell
  • Jessica White
  • Jocelyn Chew
  • Vanessa Hudgens
  • Kylie Jenner
  • Luci Ford
  • Bar Refaeli
  • Emily Ratajkowski

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Lindsay Lohan butt selfie [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Oh hi Candice Swanepoel's nipples (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Ariana Grande is missing pants [The Blemish]
+ It's Paris Hilton topless (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ These knockoff brands aren't even trying anymore [badSENTINEL]

+ Mariah Carey is a thankless job [WWTDD]
+ Taylor Swift is a "rule breaker" apparently [Evil Beet]
+ Alec Baldwin married an attention whore [Cele|bitchy]
+ The divorce is final [I'm Not Obsessed]

BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Brody Jenner's hot girlfriend in a bikini

*16 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gigi Hadid Shopping Ass 1
  • Gigi Hadid Shopping Ass 2
  • Gigi Hadid Shopping Ass 3
  • Gigi Hadid Shopping Ass 4
  • Gigi Hadid Shopping Ass 5

Paparazzi photos from Friday, December 19

Kimora Lee yachting off the coast of St. Barts (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl departing on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Simon Cowell and his girlfriend Lauren Silverman Spend Holiday In Barbados (pics start here)

Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro out for lunch in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Kevin Costner filming re-shoots for his new film Criminal in Surrey, England (pics start here)

Olivia Culpo leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Busy Philipps leaving Whole Foods in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Tyson Beckford and his girlfriend Shanina Shaik at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Nicki Minaj arriving at The View studios in New York (pics start here)

Elle Fanning arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Gina Gershon out for breakfast in New York (pics start here)

Courteney Cox and her boyfriend Johnny McDaid arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 1
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 2
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 3
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 4
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 5
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 6
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 7
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 8
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 9
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 10
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 11
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 12
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 13
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 14
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 15
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 1
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 2
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 3
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 4
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 5
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 6
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 7
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 8
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 9
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 10
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 11
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 12
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 13
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 14
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 15
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 16
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 17
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 18
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 19
  • Kimora Lee Big Belly 20
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Don't click the picture. Just trust me dude, don't click the picture.


Colleen Shannon

Model Colleen Shannon doing a photoshoot for 138 Water in Malibu (12/17)

*20 Colleen Shannon pictures total in the gallery:

  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 1
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 2
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 3
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 4
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 5
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 6
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 7
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 8
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 9
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 10
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 11
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 12
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 13
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 14
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 15
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 16
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 17
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 18
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 19
  • Colleen Shannon Bikini Shoot 20

Cameron Diaz engaged to Benji Madden

After only dating for half the year, Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are engaged. Well, duh. Cameron definitely isn't getting any younger, so this makes perfect sense for her. And the last time Benji was relevant, I had a MySpace page, so this also makes perfect sense for him. It's a match made in B-list heaven. A source told Us Weekly:
"Everyone thinks it's wild but are so happy for them. Benji always tends to fall in love easily, but this time it's for real and he landed a great girl. They obviously both make each other incredibly happy and there's nothing better than that."
This is the part of the story where I'm supposed to congratulate Benji on being engaged to Cameron, but . . . um . . . crazy weather we've been having lately, right?

*10 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 1
  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 2
  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 3
  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 4
  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 5
  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 6
  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 7
  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 8
  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 9
  • Cameron Diaz Benji Madden Engaged 10

Jennifer Lopez at the 2014 People Magazine Awards at The Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills (12/18)

Here's Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Lopez's tits at last night's People Magazine Awards in Beverly Hills ("Where Celebrities Give Awards to Celebrities for Being Celebrities"). Originally her assistant was supposed to be shining a giant spotlight on her all night, but his arms got tired carrying the generator. Pussy.

*30 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 1
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 2
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 3
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 4
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 5
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 6
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 7
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 8
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 9
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 10
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 11
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 12
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 13
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 14
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 15
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 1
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 2
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 3
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 4
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 5
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 6
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 7
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 8
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 9
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 10
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 11
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 12
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 13
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 14
  • Jennifer Lopez People Magazine Awards 15

Bruce Jenner leaving Rite Aid in L.A. (12/17)

Here's Bruce Jenner leaving Rite Aid yesterday in L.A. with multiples packages of bandages. To wrap his penis against his leg so he doesn't have to see it? Yes, exactly. "I hate you, penis!"

*15 Bruce Jenner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 1
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 2
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 3
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 4
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 5
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 6
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 7
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 8
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 9
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 10
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 11
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 12
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 13
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 14
  • Bruce Jenner Rite Aid 15

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, December 18

Nicole Scherzinger leaving The London Palladium theatre after her performance in the play Cats (pics start here)

Morena Baccarin shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Nick Jonas and his girlfriend Olivia Culpo out and about in Tribeca, New York (pics start here)

Jennifer Lawrence arriving at her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio shopping at Wildfox on Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Melanie Griffith leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Jesse Metcalfe and Cara Santana leaving Alfred Coffee on Melrose Place in Beverly Grove (pics start here)

Ellen Page leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Spanish actress Macarena Gomez at a photocall for her film Musaranas at Capitol Cinemas in Madrid (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin leaving Sprinkles Cupcakes in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

AnnaLynne McCord leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Malin Akerman shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

*113 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 1
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 2
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 3
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 4
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 5
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 6
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 7
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 8
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 9
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 10
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 11
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 12
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 13
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 14
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 15
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 1
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 2
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 3
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 4
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 5
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 6
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 7
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 8
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 9
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 10
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 11
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 12
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 13
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 14
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 15
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 16
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 17
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 18
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 19
  • Nicole Scherzinger Theater Exit 20

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Daphne Joy busting out big time [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Alessandra Ambrosio topless and stripping to her panties, anyone? [The Superficial]
+ Sharon Stone still won't wear a bra [WWTDD]
+ Let's revisit Charli XCX [IDLYITW]
+ About as classy as Nicky Minaj can look [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Hotties on the beach [Linkiest]
+ Did Erin Heatherton put on some weight? [moejackson]
+ Mind blowing female body transformations [badSENTINEL]
+ Brooklyn Decker isn't very good at virtual golf [Busted Coverage]

+ Jessica Arevalo is a hottie you need to know [Caveman Circus]
+ Miranda Kerr is topless (NSFW) [Celebslam]
+ I'll watch this is she gets topless [popbytes]
+ Madonna is a little fucking dramatic [Cele|bitchy]

*16 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rose McGowan Dressed In Black 1
  • Rose McGowan Dressed In Black 2
  • Rose McGowan Dressed In Black 3
  • Rose McGowan Dressed In Black 4
  • Rose McGowan Dressed In Black 5

Would You Rather?

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