Paige Butcher looking amazing in Maui (6/16)
Here's more of Eddie Murphy's ridiculously-hot girlfriend Paige Butcher in Maui. According to her
Wikipedia page, Paige is a mix "between Martha Stewart and Bob Vila" and loves "basketball, watching reality TV, cooking, tending to her pets, and fixing things." She looks like that, can whip up a mean three-cheese lasagna, and can fix my leaky sink? That's it, I am so stalking her.
*15 Paige Butcher bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Melissa Joan Hart at the premiere of The Incredible Burt Wonderstone at TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (3/11)
So Melissa Joan Hart and Ryan Reynolds made out. Not recently, but like 20 years ago when they were both on
Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Hart (or Joan Hart? God dammit, just stick to two names)
told Chelsea Handler last week that she repaid Reynolds' gift of an expensive watch with a little tongue action:
"It wasn't a big deal at the time. It is now. He wasn't on the cover of People magazine as the hottest man, or whatever. The last day (on the set), he was leaving, and he came in my dressing room and handed me a gift. We had been hanging out, flirting, we'd gone camping (but) I had a boyfriend. He, like, threw this box at me and basically walked out of my dressing room and I kinda stopped his car very dramatically... because I opened the box and it was, like, a Beluga watch, this gorgeous watch.
"He was, like, 17, and I was 19 and I was like, 'You're too young for me...' but I stopped his car... and I wasn't sure if I was gonna get mad at him... and I just grabbed him and started kissing him. You get a piece of jewelry like that, you gotta make out with the guy."
Zzz....zzz...WAKE UP!!!! Oops, did I scare you? Sorry about that, I know that any story with Melissa Joan Hart can give the sandman a run for his money, but try to stay awake for this one. Ryan Reynolds gave MJH a hell of a watch, and the best her royal majesty could muster was to stick her tongue down his throat for a minute. No one cares, Melissa. Ryan gave Scarlett Johansson
her walking papers back when she was already an A-lister, so letting the world know that you wouldn't swallow the custard for a fancy Beluga watch makes you look like an asshole -- and it's probably one of the reasons why your career is just about over. For the ladies reading this, let me give you the proper thank you chart, again:
- Steak Dinner: Tongue Action
- Weekend Getaway to Reno: Tug Job
- $1000 Fucking Beluga Watch?!?!: Face Down, Ass Up, Stupid.
*20 Melissa Joan Hart pictures total in the gallery:
Bar Refaeli Bar Refaeli shopping in Paris (6/16)
*11 Bar Refaeli pictures total in the gallery:
Jay Rutland is loving life Here's more of billionaire daddy's girl Tamara Ecclestone and her new husband Jay Rutland on their honeymoon, these pictures taken off the coast of Monaco yesterday. How much are you loving life right now if you're this Jay Rutland dude. He went from being
a disgraced stockbrocker in debt to the British government for a couple hundred thousand pounds to a house husband who lounges on
$100 million yachts all day long. He basically hit the marriage lottery. It's like the opposite of marrying a Lohan.
*26 Tamara and Jay honeymoon pictures total in the gallery:
Erin Heatherton is NSFW That's
Leo DiCaprio's ex Erin Heatherton in the July issue of
GQ Germany. If he literally hadn't banged 15 supermodels since they broke up, I bet these pictures would break his heart. He probably doesn't even remember that he dated Erin for, like, a year and even
introduced her to his mom.
Dick.
NOTE: To see the uncensored
Erin Heatherton pics,
click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and
then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the
image.
*10 Erin Heatherton pictures total in the gallery:
Karrueche Tran bikini pics! (Miami - 6/15)
Here's Chris Brown's on-again/off-again girlfriend Karrueche Tran in Miami on Saturday. I'm honestly not sure why Chris is into this chick. She's tiny and looks shifty as hell, like a Vietnamese Darren Sproles. It looks like it'd be impossible to impose your will physically on her. "Go you trapped in the corner now, bitch! . . . Whah? How are you on the other side of the room now?"
*35 Karrueche Tran bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Sofia Vergara is photogenic Barack Obama could win the Kentucky Derby on a unicorn, and it still wouldn't be as cool as this picture that Sofia Vergara tweeted over the weekend. Bless you Sofia Vergara. Bless you to hell.
*5 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Monday, June 17
Kendra Wilkinson celebrating her birthday at Chateau Nightclub & Gardens in Las Vegas (
pics start here)
Soccer star
Raul Meireles and his wife
Ivone Viana in Miami (
pics start here)
Melissa Riso at a photoshoot in Hollywood (
pics start here)
Miranda Kerr arriving at a meeting in New York (
pics start here)
Vanilla Ice visiting Xfinity Live in Philadelphia (
pics start here)
Kirsten Dunst out and about in Toluca Lake (
pics start here)
Rihanna arriving at Boujis Nightclub in London, UK (
pics start here)
Brad Pitt appearing on ABC's
Good Morning America in New York (
pics start here)
Heidi Klum visiting
The Today Show in New York (
pics start here)
Kylie Minogue out and about in New York (
pics start here)
Gwen Stefani and
Gavin Rossdale walking their dog in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
Russell Crowe out and about in Madrid, Spain (
pics start here)
*127 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Christina Milian at the 2013 Miss USA Pageant at Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas (6/16)
+ It's VERY SERIOUS actor Jonah Hill [
The Superficial]
+ Tons of nude celebrities for just a $1 [Playboy Plus]+ Courtney Stodden got new boobs [
Celebuzz]
+ Margot Robbie in her underwear [
Drunken Stepfather]
+ Miss Louisiana is a former Saints cheerleader [
Linkiest]
+ Giada De Laurentiis showing some massive cleavage [
Popoholic]
+ Lolo Jones continues her attention whoring [
Guyism]
+ Joanna Krupa knows how to dress [
Hollywood Tuna]
+ Dolphins cheerleaders cover
22 by Taylor Swift [
Brobible]
+ Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a ridiculously short skirt [
moejackson]
+ Even more Kelly Brook topless beach photos [
Celeb Jihad]
+ You can never get enough Chris Brown is a douche stories [
The Blemish]
+ That choke doesn't look playful to me [
Dlisted]
+ LeAnn Rimes does everything on twitter [
Cele|bitchy]
*25 Christina Milian cleavage pictures total in the gallery:
Anastasia Grawe British model Anastasia Grawe
*27 Anastasia Grawe pictures total in the gallery: